Steven Colbert Announces His Campaign for President

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Steven Colbert has announced his bid for president. Hilarity ensues.

 

can't wait

 

Loved the part about pulling out a bale of hay and a beer to show he's "a regular Joe". :lol:


Love that man.

 

There hasn't been this much excitement since Pat Paulsen announced his candidacy for the 1968 campaign.

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Let's all vote for him. We can vote for anyone who qualifies for president. If he's not on your ballot during primary or general election season, vote for him as a write-in candidate. Steven Colbert qualifies. He's an american-born citizen over 35. We can do it as a big protest to the election machine that has fucked up our country for years.

 

good god i wish i could vote :stunned:
please please please elect this sex sexy man for president and you'll make the world a better place!

 

Honestly I think he'll find another hillarious way to withdrawl from the primary before it happens, he knows if he actually stayed in it it could totally screw up votes for everyone else running.

Remember, he's only running in South Carolina too.

 

^ eh, like the politician's themselves don't screw it up constantly

I think it would be awesome if he stayed in and won South Carolina =P

 

OMG, I remember that! Remember his "dry" delivery? What a riot. I'm having a hard time bringing up what show he was part of. The Carol Burnett Show? The Tim Conway Show? Can't remember...dang.

I wish Stephen would stay in too, but like the other poster said, I think he'll find an equally humorous way to bow out.

 

^He was part of the Smothers Brothers show.

 

America Cant Stand Pat was Paulsens slogan, and I have been calling for Paulsen to run again for the last four elections!

 

^yea. Too bad Pat Paulsen is dead.

 

^ So what's wrong with running a dead candidate for President?

The one we have now is brain-dead anyway.

And with the type of face Paulsen had, who would know the difference?

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ah yes. That makes more sense. Thanks.

 

Can anyone prove or disprove that his real name is Ted Hitler?.... Just wondering... because this is historic...

 

Are you for real?

http://www.wikiality.com/Ted_Hitler
http://www.colbertnation.com/cn/stephens-bio.php

 

So far the folks over at the Colbert Report have done a suberb job of highlighting the beauraucratic weaknesses of our election system and politics in general. Can't wait to see where they go with this.

 

In a second I would vote for Colbert. How far would he take it?

 

If he doesn't win the election, Colbert is deserving of a position such as Proctologist General, considering the way he uses his finger all the time.



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Well, I am from South Carolina, and I live in Charleston (his hometown) so you guys can bet your sweet asses Im votin' for him!!!