step off ya hooser

hope ya had a good may 24 eh
mine was beauty
drunk the entire time, like a good canadian should

how was yer may 24 eh?
or like do you remember it eh?

 

Sweety.....today's only the 21st......

 

dude...it's like may 2-4...gosh you're american of course you don't know any better

 

may 2-4? I think alex told me about that once. I don't for the life of me remember what it was though. Queen what's-her-face day or something?

 

I thought it was spelled "hoser" but I'm not Canadian, so what the fuck do I know?

Coo-roo-coo-coo-coo-cooo-coo-cooo!

 

i've been singing that song all freaking weekend
bob and doug <333
it's like the celebration of queen victoria or whatever..where a 2 day weekend is turned into a 4 day weekend, and where people go up to the cottage and drink a 24...but i was just told american beer isn't sold in 24s...which saddens me....or if you're part of my family you drink a 24 for every day of the 24 weekend

 

canadians have odd myths about american intoxicants. they are indeed sold in 24...called cases

 

American beers are too sold in 24's. Also 32's and the famous 40oz.

So you call it may 2-4 because it takes a two day weekend and turns it into a four day weekend? Do you guys not have many holidays that result in long weekends? We have plenty of them here.

 

I thought she meant 24 oz bottles.

 

What are you celebrating? Was she finally able to squeeze out a turd?

Edit: Oops I was thinkin of Elizabeth II with the turd being either Prince Charles or constipation, you pick.:leaving:

 

Canadians are drunks.

Damn liberal drunks.

 

Yes...damn them. With their full nude strip clubs and their nonchalant, public smoking of marijuana.

 

...one negative thing about Canada other than the cold:


Hockey.

Fuck hockey.

 

Yes. Fuck Hockey indeed. Although there are some pretty awesome fights that break out.

 

another negative thing about canada: the beer. except for unibroue

 

Basketball fights and soccer tackles own hockey fights. (unless they nail someone with the stick).


Canada is too cold to brew beer.

They tried to make beer out of moose, but it tasted like caribou.

Didn't work out.

 

I had an excellent may 2-4.

sadly, it involved vodka and not rum/tequila, but whatev.

I believe I did some dancing. :H

AND

no hangover. :H

 

my sentiment exactly!

I changed my sig cause I'm a copycat.

 

ah take off.

 

My pants and jacket?



(do forgive the crappy band reference)