step-by-step instructions

Ok... We should make a list of instructions for something... not sure what though.
I'll bet that we'll figure it out soon enough.
I'll start.


Step 1: Make friends with the neighbourhood hobo(s)

 

Step two: purchace 63 grams of rabbit food

 

step 3: Tie 14 foot length of licorice whips to bumper of Police Cruiser

(*note if you dont have a 14 foot length, just use 14, 1 foot lengths, and shove a pretzel in the hollow spaces to hold them together)
=o-o=

 

step 4: borrow your step-dad's pick up truck for the afternoon...

 

step 5: repeat steps 2-4 until you hear the call of satan

 

STEP 6:

WISH SWEEPEROFDREAMS13 A VERY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

 

Step 7: Remove banana peel and place in blender.

 

Step 8: lick sticky part of paper and roll the rest under it

 

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY B-DAY BEN!!!

 

hold one eye closed for 15 minutes then rap your left hand in tissue and plastic foil, eat 2 parts of fresh garlic followed by drinking pondwater from the towns magic pond. Then you must walk ouside on your left hand and right foot whilst repeating the words 'the west is the best'.
You will find yourself drawing circles in a very short time. Then you must pave your walls with rubber and oak, and then you can go out to ap party.
repeat this ritual as long as you need to prepare yourself for what's to come...

 

#10. Go into a closet and suck eggs.

 

#11 determine the wind direction and air speed velocity.

 

step 12: run down the street while blowing bubbles and wearing a pink tutu.​

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Step 13: lather

Step 14: rinse

Step 15: repeat

 

Good one!!!

 

*takes a bow*

 

16 Blow Out Candeles ....feliz Complianos Vato Cholone!

 

17. find the nearest alley and cry yourself to sleep

 

#18: Remove underpants, hang from lamp shade.

 

Step 19: If you are a male, tie your member in a knot (any style is fine). If you are a female, tie someone else's member in a knot. (it works best with strangers).