step-by-step instructions

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  1. SweeperOfDreams13

    SweeperOfDreams13 Member

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    Ok... We should make a list of instructions for something... not sure what though.
    I'll bet that we'll figure it out soon enough.
    I'll start.


    Step 1: Make friends with the neighbourhood hobo(s)
     
  2. badassdawickedmoose

    badassdawickedmoose Member

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    Step two: purchace 63 grams of rabbit food
     
  3. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    step 3: Tie 14 foot length of licorice whips to bumper of Police Cruiser

    (*note if you dont have a 14 foot length, just use 14, 1 foot lengths, and shove a pretzel in the hollow spaces to hold them together)
    =o-o=
     
  4. sweet_mama

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    step 4: borrow your step-dad's pick up truck for the afternoon...
     
  5. badassdawickedmoose

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    step 5: repeat steps 2-4 until you hear the call of satan
     
  6. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    STEP 6:

    WISH SWEEPEROFDREAMS13 A VERY
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
     
  7. phillyrp314

    phillyrp314 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Step 7: Remove banana peel and place in blender.
     
  8. BuffaloSoldier

    BuffaloSoldier Member

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    Step 8: lick sticky part of paper and roll the rest under it
     
  9. alex714

    alex714 To the Left

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    HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY B-DAY BEN!!!
     
  10. Tamapoulialamafoa

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    hold one eye closed for 15 minutes then rap your left hand in tissue and plastic foil, eat 2 parts of fresh garlic followed by drinking pondwater from the towns magic pond. Then you must walk ouside on your left hand and right foot whilst repeating the words 'the west is the best'.
    You will find yourself drawing circles in a very short time. Then you must pave your walls with rubber and oak, and then you can go out to ap party.
    repeat this ritual as long as you need to prepare yourself for what's to come...
     
  11. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    #10. Go into a closet and suck eggs.
     
  12. nimh

    nimh ~foodie~

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    #11 determine the wind direction and air speed velocity.
     
  13. EuphoricBallah

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    step 12: run down the street while blowing bubbles and wearing a pink tutu.
    ;)
     
  14. sweet_mama

    sweet_mama Member

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    Step 13: lather

    Step 14: rinse

    Step 15: repeat
     
  15. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    Good one!!!
     
  16. sweet_mama

    sweet_mama Member

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    *takes a bow*
     
  17. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    16 Blow Out Candeles ....feliz Complianos Vato Cholone!
     
  18. MrDefiant

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    17. find the nearest alley and cry yourself to sleep
     
  19. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    #18: Remove underpants, hang from lamp shade.
     
  20. SweeperOfDreams13

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    Step 19: If you are a male, tie your member in a knot (any style is fine). If you are a female, tie someone else's member in a knot. (it works best with strangers).
     

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