Stealing Petty Stuff..

Haha, holy hell..
I came into work today and I just opened up my drawer to my desk a few minutes ago and low and behold my box of tampons are freaking gone. Someone stole my goddamn tampons.. Who does that? I mean, wtf, Im confused... I had lotion in the drawer, cd's, other things and change on my computer, but yet they went for the whole box of tampons??? I dont really quite understand why, and the whole box? It was half full, if someone needed a tampon why didnt they just take one, and who the hell is going thru my freaking drawer...

Have you ever had something so small and ridiculous stolen before??

 

yes. when I worked in the shop,I couldn't leave ANYTHING laying around or it would be taken. Clothes, music, work gloves, anything I brought to work I had to lock up.

One time someone stole my lunch

 

I have my lotion stolen all the time... And my markers

 

i confess, it was me...and i used the lotion but put it back....

 

Tell your boss that there's a thief on the loose..... And then start telling people that your "experimental tampons" are missing.....

 

ya know what, someone stole my lunch too from the fridge, I had bought a lunchable and I had wrote my name on it real big, and i went to go get it for lunch and it was gone..
What the hell is up with people taking shit...

 

haha
now i have to use the shitty ones from the machine..


its sad when your co-workers steal your stuff..imo...

 

For the lunch thieves......make a dirt sandwich, wrap it up nice and put it in a paper bag in the fridge....they'll never do it again..

 

I steal stuff from other people though. pens, markers, white out, ect. I am a big office supply robber!

 

haha, ive actually thought about something like that

 

my in laws had their cabin broken into a couple of summers ago and all they took was blankets pillows and towels. the tv and vcr with the movies was still there. they did take the chain saw however. who would want blankets and pillows?

 

someone camping in the cold?

 

that sucks
people are freakin strange..

 

no accually i think they just built a cabin in the area. they went around to different cabins and stole things. they got caught. they are now in jail. i think it is funny

 

haha what the hell, how are you going to be building a cabin around that area and then steal supplies from other people...

just like the idiot robber who called a cab after he robbed this house and then tried to pay the cab driver with a vcr

 

haha that is a good one. never heard that before. that is a sure fire way to get caught

 

I would start taking some of your stuff home.

 

Yeah, I come up with some pretty stupid ideas sometimes, but hey. I though what the hell. Maybe this guy can use this freshly stolen VCR. Seein how everyone is a criminal and knows how to get money from stolen goods. My plan backfired however, as I type this out from the 3rd level of the state prison.

 

state prison my butt. that must mean that i am the gaurd to watch you all day, right.

 

Yep you are correct jen, that or ask for a stupid key for this lock..
ya know everyone else has a stupid key to their lock, guess my drawer has become a free for all..
Im going to miss those tampons though, tis such a sad sad day