staying up late

:H well, lets see...
it is almost 5 AM. I've been watching movies on HBO :H
I just got done watching Ferris Bueler and now im watching some movie about a talking chimp
I think I should set my alarm clock to like... 1 pm

good morning, star shine

 

morning shelly belly

i wanna wear a dress and have the breeze fly it up

 

I could wear a kilt and have a breeze fly it up......

but I look awful in most tartans....

 

i love these Always sanitary napkins with the cotton-like weave. It's so much more comfortable. :H

 

know what i HATE is when pads have that stupid like.. rubber layer on top it's not really rubber, but its like the top layer..feels all plasticy


im too lazy to go find the thumbs down icon

 

I suppose that's a hint for the guy to leave the thread out of shear horror and disgust......?


WELL I HAVE A SISTER SO MWAHAHAHA

Your dark magic has no power over me!

 

i bought these XL maxipads... like... a ton of them, by accident before. I took them out of the packaging and was like "WHAT THE HELL!?!?"
So, I decided to put them on anyway, and they went all the way up to my hips :H

 

eh, i can figure somethin out...



"so, shelly, don't you hate it when the day after your period ends you get little bits of uterus membrane in your underwear!"

"it feels like cooked jellyfish"



?

 

wow .. wow

 

actually, i do hate that

im like "Wtf... youre supposed to be gone!! "

 

Sorry, I found out my sister was pregnant yesterday, her and my b-in law have been living less than a football field away from me, I'm already irrevocably damaged from just thinking about the ramifications.....

 

hahahaha.. ohhh all the things I don't need to know, but somehow this is all quite interesting I wonder if this will come up n conversation at some point in my life, now.. hmmm

 

agh, me too


and you'll be sitting there and feel it the day after it ends, and you know the bastards come back


but one time i got like.. a piece of actual membrane

and..and

 

gahahahhaha

god, sometime i think its gone, right. i mean, i feel no more cramps, nothings come out for a few hours. so, i take off the pad, and go pad-free for a few hours, then all of a sudden the bitch comes back really heavy, like it was just taking an effin nap and now wants to party.

 

in greece there is a cheese conscidered an aphrodesiac by many, outlawed by the greek government.....

it is processed by culturing maggots within it, maggots eat the entire cheese and then people eat the cheese with the maggots still alive in it

it's a delicacy

in vietnam they eat dog

and mad cow disease comes from cows eating cow brains....

 

exactly

 

that's real nice

 

:sunglasse

 

the monkey is demanding wine

 

Is this a jargon cipher?