I was thinking of starting a fart.....as a retirement plan.....I already have gas and I grow lots of veggies that give me gas so I thought...why not start my own fart?...…..instead of letting my friends and ex-wife have all the fart fun I thought I should see if this is a good fit for me if anyone has any advice or has started their own fart I would like to hear from you ….specially if you grew up on a fart I would like hear from you....
Well being diabetic, the strong desire to eat sweets is great.. so people make sugar free sweets, buy a pack, eat them all.. You will never think sprouts are the best farts ever again!! What??? Even the queen of England farts.. those gals with sweets little cute asses.. yup, they fart too.. Through caution to the wind.. spread the fart.
The human fart contains Methane, and Carbon Dioxide which are both greenhouse gases. Is it your intention to contribute to global warming and climate change like our mammalian cousins the ruminants by producing excessive amounts of gas?
yes. right around the same time he was bitching about chat threads started by people he chased away from the main one
