This is a very serious post. Do not read it if you're not seriously interested in joining a commune. I so far have over 2000 square feet of house space which I plan to convert into a commune. I have a small patch of dirt outside which I will convert into a greenhouse where I can grow vegetables and chickens. The house has 4 rooms, a living room, a kitchen, and two bathrooms. This means that at least 25 people can live in it at any single time. For profit we can make costume ceiling fans out of bamboo and panda and such materials. I have very vast knowledge of fan-making and have been employed by the great fan-producer Master Sherwood Sears. I can easily teach this craft to anyone. Several rules: -Drugs are permitted, but not mandatory. -No children. I really hate children. -Cats are ok, as many as we can fit. I already own 15 and plan to add to my collection. (I do part-time work as both a chef and a taxidermist). No dogs though, they are dumb animals which will do no good in the commune. -Theoretically I would like more females than males so that we could consummate as much as possible. No pregnancies allowed, which is easy because I live close to a planned parenthood center. -No recycling ever. Recycling is for steers and queers. -No Phish fans. This one should be a given though. -Must own your own deep-fryer. I refuse to have to share mine because the grease will pile up and I have to cook my cheese-stuffed peppers somewhere. The house is located in a city, but we can make it happen like back in Frisco man. I'm looking for anyone (preferably a female). Not more than one old person can apply. I dislike the elderly. The house is located in Atlanta, Georgia. The neighborhood isn't bad, even though lots of ethnically challenged "people" roam the area. Please PM me all interested offers. I will consider your application. On a side note, I am also looking for someone who can construct cross-shaped caskets.
What if I just agree to eat your cheese stuffed peppers? And how often do the chickens have to be watered?
You will never EVER get any of my peppers. ...and chickens aren't watered, they are stuffed. You are obviously not commune material.
well if you just stuff them in the greenhouse they'll die without water and probably trample all the plants in the process. I think mebee you aint so good for the commune either thinking like that there.
I have a degree in Poultry Farming and Reproduction. Please do not lecture me of proper chicken-care techniques.
BSR, if you werent so funny, this would be sad... no wait, I take it back... this is just funny... period... lol
I have my own deep fryer and my own collection of cats. I shave mine because im allergic, we will have to shave yours as well. Contact me via telepathy, if we fail to connect via telepathy i will take my deep fryer and shaven cats elsewhere. live long and prosper my brave sir
I like my stuffed peppers unstuffed and not fried but I still might have a warm cup a grease out of your fryer during the winter! I only have 12 cats but you can't shave them because then they won't look good for their photo shoots! A hobby of mine of course is to make adorable little outfits for my little darlings and take photos to put up all atone my home!
I want to join a commune, but I feel uncomfortable with you and your ideals. By the way I am a baby boomer and I was a hippy a long time ago. You are into taxidermy, and you want some one who can make casket's in the shape of a cross. This sounds more like a horror movie..... By the way a 2000 sq ft house is very small for the amount of people you want in your home, including the fact that you have a very small, almost non-existing yard. Back in 67 I ran away and was invited to join a commune, which I stayed with for six month's, and during the time I lived there I felt comfortable. I get really bad vibes from you. By the way 15 plus cats, and the majority women? You don't want a commune, you want a harem..... I think you are dangerous.......
Nooo, he doesn't want to sleep with the 15 female Cat's, that would be wrong. And the people will all fit fine once properly disassembled.
this is hilarious! at first I thought this was serious and was right grossed out by his wanting mainly females to have sex with but absolutly in no way are they allowed to get pregnant. And cats haha chef and taxidermist HA... as many cats as we can fit. This is so rediculous!
