Spring should be renamed Coug Season

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by deviate, Apr 11, 2013.

  1. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

    Thoughts?
     
  2. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    About this thread?

    No.

    Nope.

    None.

    Zip.

    Zilch.

    Nada.

    Uh-uh.
     
  3. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

    I'm sure this thread was a lot cooler in your mind
     
  4. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

    Well for me it is. I can count on getting coug'd this time of year almost like clockwork. I can't say I dislike it.

    What are your thoughts on Cougs at large?
     
  5. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

    What kind of shit is that? Go be a dick in another thread.
     
  6. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

    It was just a "thought"
     
  7. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

    Well how about you expound on it, then.
     
  8. Jo King

    Jo King wannabe

    No thank you, you're mean.
     
  9. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    I'll give you a clue as to what is happening, Deviate. If you live in the Northern Hemisphere, Beltaine is approaching.
     
  10. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

    Admittedly, I had to google that. And that sounds fun and all, but that is not the topic of this thread.
     
  11. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

    How am I mean?

    Edit: you were the one talking shit to me. Relax :cheers2:
     
  12. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    It is entirely relevant to the topic "coug'd", lol
     
  13. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

    Please fill me in on the relevance. I'm being serious.

    These kind of events are always somewhat confusing to me.
     
  14. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    First of all let's establish what you mean when you say coug'd/coug season.

    We need to be on the same page.
     
  15. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

    3. Coug

    Verb, To Coug.

    The act of an older woman hitting on or flirting with a much younger man.
    Kevin: Dude, that 40 something was cougin' on you so hard last night!


    What did you think I mean? :sunny:
     
  16. Aerianne

    Aerianne Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    That's what I thought you meant but I was confused when you couldn't see the very obvious connection to Beltaine.
     
  17. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

    I need a coug... one with a lot of $$$$.
     
  18. autophobe2e

    autophobe2e Senior Member

    is this just an elaborate way of telling us you've recently got lucky? I think spring should be called "few and far between" season. immediately follwing winter, or "cold shower" season, and "the season of crippling lonliness".
     
  19. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Lifetime Supporter


    I Think Every Season Should Be Called A "Drought" Season...:bigcry:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  20. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

    Would you explain? I googled it and understand it's a Celtic festival?
     

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