Spiders!

I play with little non threatening spiders sometimes, but the big ones are my fucking arch nemesis.

 

pull off their legs one by one

 

omg uke:

i fuckin HATE them

i actually cry if one gets too close

its a fear

a real one

 

What are spiders? I mean what are they? What the fuck are they!

 

I'm freaking scared to death of spiders. I don't care if they're tiny.
I too cry if one gets close to me.



*I almost hyperventilated once while peeing. I was sitting on the throne then out of nowhere jumps this ugly, black spider. I had to catch my breath and suck up the tears so I could call my dad in to kill it. It was rather embarassing for the both of us, me because I cried over a spider, and for him because I was still on the potty.

 

theyre horrible horrible things!!

awww and you were trapped there

 

Spider and I
sit watching the sky
on a world without sound

 

That's fucking scary.

 

I know. Looking back now it's hilarious, but if I were to be put in that situation again, I'd still do the same thing.

 

That would be a fun fear to overcome. I just want to buy a tarantula and force myself to become friends with it. That way, I can scare anybody who wants to fuck with me.

 

if you came near me with one of those hairy ugly things, im have a melt down,

then kick yo assss

 

I don't want my scrawny ass to get beat up by a girl...

...Not AGAIN...

 

spiders eat bugs--mosquitos and shit--only spider im afraid of are black widows---ive seenhuge ones that could have kiled my 3 year old---but i still catch them and put them in safe places---away from my house lol-- i love poisonious shit

 

lol

well then.. you know what not to do

:rofl:

 

These fucks are always in my basement. Our washer and dryer is down there so when I go down to throw some laundry in I'm always scared I'll see one.. Ew

 

Worked at a grocery store for a while. One of the salad girls found one of these while dealing with a pineapple. Over in Hawaii, they're called "cane spiders". The proper name is "huntsman" spiders. They're pretty big, and FAST. I took it home, and fed it crickets for a while, until it laid eggs, and I figure I didn't want babies in the house.

 

My dad used to go down the cellar stairs, collecting them off the steps as he went, barehanded, put in a jar. When I worked on the freeway in California, we found BIG bodied females in most of the ground boxes we opened up, working on highway lighting circuits. One time, I found a rather large specimen on the underside of the lid, and while I was inspecting it up close, this guy smashed his foot on it, and the brown juice inside its body just squirted up into my face. Just missed my eye.

I called him a big fat pendejo.

Funny. He was a Mexican, named "Howard Smith".

 

Satan's deviates. :reddevil:

I ♥ you. :blush5:

 

i hate these pictures your postin uke: