southerners of the fora

cos we..don't have that here and everything...?

 

I used to live on a free range farm... and all the produce we grew for stands was organic...

My neighbor owns six volvos.

And we don't need Starbucks because I have Jessica's Sweet Shop behind my house... which is like Starbucks and then some. They even have a radio station in there.

They have the best salmon salad in the world...

And it's a Jewish bakery with kickass breads. Yeah, they're pretty gangsta.