soOoOoOo haircuttttt...

lalala die meeen die

 

be nice, or I'll take away your child support

 

ahaha my hairs fucked up now

ugh i didnt take the hairdresser seriously when he told me ill need to manage my hair a lot.. or some shit like that

or else the side bangy things wont stay in place or some shite

 

My hair is low maintince. It doesnt even need washed.

 

hahhah my hair looks totally different from yesterday now im trying to fix it but it doesnt wanna be a good little hair cut and stay put

 

Just let it be.

I get compliments on my hair all the time and I dont mess with it at all.

I even encourage it to be messy.

You try that.

 

my hair is pretty low maintenace, but i do need to wash it.

 

Thats the thing I hate about my hair being short. I can't get it to stay down with anything.

 

psst.. wanna hear a secret...

my hair was made to look like ashlee simpsons hahah my mom was looking through a magazine and saw ashlee simpson (she doesn't know who she is) and told me "how about this?! this is nice."

"ewww ashlee simpson?"
"it's nice"
"ewwww ashlee simpson ewww"

 

heh, ashlee simpson

 

Shelly is way cooler to ahlee simpson.

 

WOW your hair is sooooooo shiny!

 

lol wtf

 

thats just the pertrolium jelly talking