Sooo...who's DONE their taxes already?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Gravity, Feb 11, 2009.

  1. Gravity

    Gravity #winning

    E-File son. And the return = Cha-CHING! :coolgleamA:
  2. Quoth the Raven

    Quoth the Raven RaveIan

    done them? I don't even PAY them :cool:
  3. babyhellfire

    babyhellfire Banned

  4. wally m

    wally m 14

    No way I wait for the last day to send them the check
  5. KatieMarrie

    KatieMarrie Member

    Let me tell you how it will be
    There's one for you, nineteen for me
    'cause I'm the taxman,
    yeah, I'm the taxman

    Should five percent appear too small
    Be thankful I don't take it all
    'cause I'm the taxman,
    yeah, I'm the taxman

    If you drive a car, I'll tax the street
    If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat
    If you get too cold, I'll tax the heat
    If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet

    'Cause I'm the taxman,
    Yeah, I'm the taxman

    Don't ask me what I want it for (ha ha Mr. Wilson)
    If you don't want to pay some more (ha ha Mr. Heath)
    'cause I'm the taxman,
    yeah, I'm the taxman

    Now my advice for those who die
    Declare the pennies on your eyes
    'cause I'm the taxman,
    yeah, I'm the taxman
    And you're working for no one but me

    Gotta love George!
  6. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

    Someone has...
  7. kinulpture

    kinulpture Member

    i`ve tried to lookup the particulars on the stimulus. but get lost in all the hype. does an individual still need to have acquired $3000, in order to recieve it?
  8. daisymae

    daisymae I'm a Rhinestone Cowboy

    Not me.
  9. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

  10. KatieMarrie

    KatieMarrie Member

    Yes, but remember the stimulus is based on your 2008 taxes not 2007 (even though they based it on your 2007 taxes when they gave you the refund. Confusing I know) That's why there's a Recovery Rebate Credit on the 1040 this year. So you could actually get more money back if you qualify. I only got $300 dollars last year, but made more in 2008 to qualify for the full $600. Now I'm getting an extra $300 dollars back on my return. The IRS is having a lot of trouble with the rebate and it's causing a lot of rejected returns. The IRS is one big messed up hell hole. . . The government is annoying.:ack2:
    Love peace,

    This is how much you received last year.

    This is about what you can get this year.,,id=186065,00.html
  11. KatieMarrie

    KatieMarrie Member

  12. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

    Not yet, and that's what I get for asking a procrastinator to do my taxes. Now I probably won't get my tattoo the day I wanted to. Dammit. :(
  13. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

    i did mine, i'm getting my refund on friday. sweet hotness!!!

    i'm getting almost everything back plus some. i'm getting something like 600 bucks back, and i barely paid in anything this year, cause i hardly made any money.
  14. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    i decided to hide my new address from my previous employer, so i just got my w2 from them today...
  15. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

    I got $3825 last Friday. State is another $135.
    My honey is getting back WAY more than me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  16. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

    i owe,,A LOT. blood sucking bastards.. they will get it april 15
  17. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

    Damn, I am sorry to hear that:( Did your last job not take out enough?
  18. bluesafire

    bluesafire Senior Member

    so whatcha gonna get me? :drool5:
  19. nakedtreehugger

    nakedtreehugger craaaaaazy

    dammit! that's a lot. must have paid in a lot of money, and must have some kiddos to deduct.

    that's nearly half of my total income last year, hahaha!
  20. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    Taxes? WTF is taxes? I don't pay that shit, we dumped their tea in the harbor and broke off from that king guy like 300 years ago...

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