Songs that you know are just wrong....

But you can't help but love'em....

Mine personally is Panty Shot by Mindless Self Indulgence, so not that ya think i'm some sort of pedophile... i originally thought they just said "mitherfuckin panty shot" but i couldnt quite understand the bit before so after getting most of this tune stuck in my head.. i looked up the lyrics to find out that its "5 year old panty shot"... but the song is so damn catchy and immorally wrong that it would piss the wrong person off.. i love it


5 year old pantyshot

i can see between her legs
5 year old pantyshot

5 year old mother fuckin pantyshot cant complain
i didnt even touch her so i cant be blamed
5 year old
pantyshot in my brain
my life has meaning when she spreads her legs

5 year old pantyshot
i can see between her legs
5 year old pantyshot

shot shot shot

5 year old mother fuckin pantyshot cant complain
i didnt even touch her so i cant be blamed
5 year old
pantyshot in my brain
my life has meaning when she spreads her legs
5 year old pantyshot

i suffer again because me want to fuck and touch
and fuck and touch the children
me fucked for life
me grow old and then they dont want me but i still want them
dey want me fucked cuz i be da monstar getting down in my evil ways
down in my evil ways

right me suffer again cuz me want to fuck and touch
and fuck and touch the children
they want me dead because i be da monstar dey see
i dere baby they think im john wayne gacy

 

Well, some people doesn't seem to like this song, haha. Listen to it, it's 'only' rock 'n roll!
Ok, it is the eighties metal variant of rock 'n roll, but it still rocks.

W.A.S.P.
Animal (Fuck Like A Beast)
I got pictures of naked ladies
Lying on their beds
I whiff that smell and sweet convulsion
Starts a-Swelling inside my head
I'm making artificial lovers for free
I start to howl I'm in heat
I moan and growl and the hunt drives me crazy
I fuck like a Beast

I come round, round i come feel your love
Tie you down, down i come steal your love
I come round, round i come feel your love
Tie you down, down i come steal your love

I'm on the prowl and i watch you closely
I lie waiting for you
I'm the wolf with the sheepsskins clothing
I lick my chops and your tasting good
I do whatever i want to, to ya
I'll nail your ass to the sheets
A pelvic thrust and the sweat starts to sting ya
I fuck like a beast

I come round, round i come feel your love
Tie you down, down i come steal your love
I come round, round i come feel your love
Tie you down, down i come steal your love

Come ride, savage seduction
Ride, ride, ride

Listen and watch it here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZNZbEo0gOU

 

Abused and sodomized little ten-sing whore
Crying, screaming, begging for more
Curly blonde hair, she's gasping for air
Shut the fuck up!!!! Life is not fair!!!

You can scream all you want!
Preteen deathfuck!!!!!!!!

Seven years old with two bleeding holes
Fucked her for days in every thinkable ways
Her innocent (???) cries couldn't milden my heart
I stabbed and stabbed, and I cut her apart!!!!

You can scream all you want!
Preteen deathfuck!!!!!!!!

Nattefrost - Preteen deathfuck



ALSO

Nazarene, nazarene bastard child!
You were born from a whore and you
Will bleed like she before!
Sodomy, sodomy, raping you
With my horns and hellish steel,
Agony and pain to feel!

Suffering, suffering baby cries.
You may reach Gethsemane but not with
Your virginity!
Carpenter, carpenter - not your seed!
Now you know the whore she was -
Dead, defiled and bloody mass!

Sodomy, sodomy, impurity!
Hell will come without a doubt and
You will not be helping out!
Crucifix, crucifix in your ass!
Rotting, dead, defiled and gone - so
Is said so be it done!!!

Horna - Black metal sodomy



ALSO

In scent of animal feces
Barn in land of Jew
From blood **** of Holy Mary
Miracle infant rises

In dirt and sweat of men
After spilled blood
And urine from **** bearer
Clean and pure infant excites

Victim of carnal atrocity
Now tainted forever
Raping baby Jesus
One after another

Clandestine Blaze - Raping baby Jesus

hmmmm pedophilia.

 

Damn Bart. Pedophilic songs are pretty wrong indeed. Don't really dig them, however I enjoyed Horna and Nattefrost live :tongue:

Do you know Ancient - Vampirize Natasha? It's from a pretty melodieus album, but I bet you like this one:

Look at you, fastened by sheltering blanket
Did you think I'd forget how sweet you taste,
nay my umbrageous heart still yearns for you,
and still to peruse your love is such a waste.

You lie there a vision of immaculate purity,
yet your eyes reveal the insatiable whore
and now I'll love sucking your vitality
with you, my pretty. I just want more.

First, I'll tear asunder thy mortal garments,
unmasking your pale delicate flesh,
then, I shall ravage your lovebroken body
Sinking my teeth upon your tender breast.

Violently, I'll fuck your pernicious ****,
while consuming the precious life-force,
thoroughly enjoying the sweet flavor.
I'll vampirize you, Natasha, with no remorse.

Until you shrivel into your casket, I shall continue to vampirize Natasha

 

Hmm, well, this song isn't anything compared to what everyone has posted here, but it still could be taken in the wrong way:

"Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

With all the charms of a woman,
You've kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe
You're old enough
To give me Love
And now it hurts to know the truth, Oh

Beneath your perfume and makeup,
You're just a baby in disguise
And though you know
That it is wrong to be
Alone with me,
That come on look is in your eyes, Oh

So hurry home to your mama
I'm sure she wonders where you are
Get out of here
Before I have the time
To change my mind
'Cause I'm afraid we'll go too far, Oh
Young girl"-Gary Puckett and the Union Gap

 

yay for MSI

hmm.. can't think of any songs that I would call 'wrong'

what does that say about me?

 

Anything by the Angry Samoans

 

This song probably isn't as wrong as everything listed so far, but I still feel quasi-embarrassed about liking it so much:

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/sirmixalot/babygotback.html

[Intro]
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... black!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

[Sir Mix-a-Lot]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]

 

Oh, man haha. Don't even remind me of that song. I remember it being played on every station of the radio in my area a while ago. Definitely not my style of music at all, but it does fit well into this thread.

 

how does that fit well into this thread??

there's definently nothign wrong with liking a certain physical feature... =/

 

I was thinking that it was wrong because of the whole objectification of women theme. And I probably only like the song because... well, baby got back. Heh.

 

wow. you need slapped

it's not objectifying women in anyway

how come when a rapper does it is objectifying women
but when Shakespeare or some shit does it it is poetry??

 

That was uncalled for. Personal attacks are no way to support an argument, and please do not compare that garbage to Shakespeare.

 

"you need to be slapped" is not a personal attack
it is an opinion.

and who is to say what should be compared to what?
there are a lot of people out there that would prefer 'that crap' to Shakespeare
but thank you for making my point for me
whatever you don't like, you attack, whether by calling it degrading or by calling it 'that crap'
however, whatever you do like, is excused of the same "offences"

 

It's an opinion AND a personal attack! But it's all good.

In this case, I actually do prefer "that crap" to Shakespeare. And I must admit, I don't know my Shakespeare very well, so I can't think of any examples of him objectifying women... but even if it's poetry or classic literature, if you're judging women (or men) solely on their appearances, as if they didn't have brains, then you're objectifying. By definition, no?

Also, Baby Got Back is the only Sir Mix-A-Lot song that I'm really familiar with. So just to clarify -- I wasn't trying to attack the artist by implying that he's a woman-hater or anything. It's just that one song out of however many songs that he's made. And I wasn't even trying to knock the song too much either, because I like it!

 

Actually, it is a personal attack. You seem very hypocritical. You think Bacchanalia should be slapped for her opinion, yet you think I have no right to put your opinion down.

Anyway, I was not trying to create a huge debate about the song. I was complimenting Bacchanalia by saying it was a good choice for the subject of this thread, which is how I feel about it. Everyone is allowed to like what they like, and I didn't mean to offend anyone by my "garbage" comment. I love Shakespeare's work, and I do not see a comparison between what he wrote and this song.

 

"Itsy bitsy titsy girl"
Deadsy

la la la la la la

oh itsy bitsy titsy girl
where are you
oh itsy bitsy titsy
said our love was true
oh my itsy bitsy titsy
so young and so unused

now itsy bitsy titsy
plays a mean hop-scotch
as she does her little ditty
I can stare at her crotch
oh my itsy bitsy titsy
little queen of double dutch

now itsy bitsy titsy girl
where are you
oh itsy bitsy titsy
with those eyes so blue
oh i love how itsy bitsys
little blouse is so see through

so itsy bitsy titsy
now your off to camp
but I bet
those itsy bitsy undies still are damp
I'll be waiting for September
in the playground outside
your class

now itsy bitsy titsy
quit when i wasnt through
I found a place to keep her hid
where nobody knew
now my itsy bitsy titsy
lights up all of my afternoons

oh itsy bitsy titsy
as I came she blew
still she doesnt hold
her candle to her black
silk suit
as she clutches itsy bitsy titsy
now we're three from two

 

you definently do not know Shakespeare well then, if you would fairly say that this song objectifies women any more than some of his plays

if that is your definition anytime that you look at someone you have not spoke to you are objectifying them in your own mind...

he does not objectify women in this song, simply by recognizing that they have a choice on how they look.period.

 

how?
it was nothing personal, I was bothered by what she said, I would say that everyone that says that should be slapped..

it is my opinion that she should be slapped for that opinion (by the way, something neither of you seem to understand is that when I say that, I am not being literal) she can have the same opinion about my opinion, I don't give a shit
therefore, no hypocrisy

not to nitpick, but that just always bothers me
comparison = a contrast between two things that are not the same

 

my ex's brother told me about this song.. forgot to dl it and see what it sounded like