Songs that would be funny to hear in church

Discussion in 'Music' started by TheLizardQueen, Jun 1, 2006.

  1. TheLizardQueen

    TheLizardQueen horny for knowledge

    Try and picture it: you're sitting in church(if you're an athiest, just pretend ;) ), you're nodding off from being bored half to death, when all of a sudden, one of these songs comes on:


    1) I Touch Myself- Divynals
    2)Relax- Frankie Goes To Hollywood
    3)In Da Gadda Da Vida- Iron Butterfly
    4)Lets Spend The Night Together- The Rolling Stones


    Can you think of any funny songs?
     
  2. Butters

    Butters Senior Member

    Buckcherry - Crazy Bitch

    hahaha
     
  3. Radiation

    Radiation Ruling the Nation

    Sympathy for the Devil - The Rolling Stones
     
  4. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    Darkthrone - Unholy black metal
     
  5. stalk

    stalk Banned

    Mr Bungle - Desert search for techno allah
     
  6. stalk

    stalk Banned

    On Acid. :)
     
  7. mystik_lilac

    mystik_lilac Super Moderator Lifetime Supporter

    KMFDM-Godlike
     
  8. jean_genie

    jean_genie psychedelic saturday

    ANY frank zappa, in particular Catholic Girls

    YEAaah Catholic ggirrls (with the tiny little moustache)
    Catholic girlsss (hey she gave me vd)
    etc

    ;P
     
  9. rhasta.penguin

    rhasta.penguin No more hippy...ugh

    little boys - devendra banhart :)
     
  10. _chad_

    _chad_ Member

    "Theres nothing like a catholic girl
    At the cyo
    When they learn to blow...
    Theyre learning to blow
    All the catholic boys!"

    haha.. good one
    you got that song in my head now !
    I think Im gonna have to listen to Joes Garage today now
     
  11. AnOriginalName

    AnOriginalName Senior Member

    Heaven by Talking Heads. "Heaven is a place where nothing happens".
     
  12. Lucifer Sam

    Lucifer Sam Vegetable Man

    The Dandy Warhols - "Hard On For Jesus" :D
     
  13. WoodstockChild

    WoodstockChild Intrepid Traveler!

    Highway To Hell. Hands Down!
     
  14. TheLizardQueen

    TheLizardQueen horny for knowledge

    haha, can't believe i forgot that one!
     
  15. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    anything from my cd collection.
     
  16. joo kyle

    joo kyle thisandthat

    Morbid Angel. I think the church could use some more satanic death metal.
     
  17. Barbuchon

    Barbuchon Member

    Deceide - fuck your god
    Deceide - kill the christians
    Deceide - blame it on god
    Deceide - Christ denied
    Deceide - In hell I burn
    Deceide - When Satan rules his world
    Deceide - bible basher
     
  18. Any Color You Like

    Any Color You Like Senior Member

    NIB by Black Sabbath
     
  19. WoodstockChild

    WoodstockChild Intrepid Traveler!

    What the hell?!?!?!
     
  20. Barbuchon

    Barbuchon Member

    Read it again, I'm sure you'll get it. You can google search too.
     

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