Songs that relate to your day.

Discussion in 'Music' started by PhenethylamineMachine, Feb 9, 2019.

  1. neonspectraltoast

    neonspectraltoast Best Member

    Jeez, way to host a thread... pffft "Hey everybody, post some music about your day." "Wow, you are all trash and I hate you."
     
  2. storch

    storch The compliant

    Oh I'm sorry. I didn't notice that it was your thread.

    Anyway, thanks for taking the time to not overthink our actions.

    And I'm sure I speak for no one when I say, "Sorry about what happened to your thread."
     
    Last edited: Feb 16, 2019
  3. Are you guys saying you were actually being serious? C'mon on now.
     
  4. Wow, you are all trash and I hate you would have been a more appropriate response, but it's not much fun, or very clever.
     
  5. This one goes out to my two porn-star lesbian roommates and the amphetamine catalyzed orgiastic sex we had last night.



    She gotta walk with a silicone cock
    Sticking in her ass and one in her cunt
    A butterfly vibrator strapped tight to her clit
    But who's got the remote control

    That would belong to Louise
    She's got a new pet, a real vaginal tease
    You know that mommy's little girl
    Is not gonna do as she please
    If she don't wanna get a spanking

    She likes to speak like a six year old brat
    Mommy discipline me, you know I've been bad
    Start with a cat then she'll move to a crop
    Neither one is willing to stop

    She knows that girls just wanna have fun
    With four piercings on each side of her labia
    A little luggage lock connecting each one
    Prevents her girl from going astray

    Slut, you think you've seen your master mean?
    You better lick my puss and asshole clean
    Treat my clit like bubblegum
    Bitch make me cum

    It's time for bed she'll secure her head
    Between her thighs for a thorough night suck
    Along with this she'll be drinking her piss
    So Louise don't have to get up

    Twp goddesses in love
    One resides below, one reigns from above
    One adorns cuffs while one covets keys
    The purgatorial touch of Louise
     
  6. Sorry, it's 4am and the girls took downers to counter the stimulant properties of the illies. I can't take benzos, so I am up and bored.

    Damn hash can't counter these pills...
     


  7. ...One more lesbian tune to dedicate to the girls.
     
  8. Oh, cool. I can just disappear retards from the site! I love ignore.
     
  9. Thats ok, I really friggin hate the Grateful Dead



     
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  10. Wow, I forget that even my online stalkers don't know who I really am. You guys really don't know about my history as a super-star in the punk/crust scene?

    But Thank god, I fucking hate the dead too.

    I'm so sick of people coming up to me and trying to talk about grateful dead bullshit, it's all balding old men and oogle eyed little kids. These people think that because I'm wearing a dead shirt that they somehow have to prove to me how "cool" the dead are, and how they know "so much about the dead". ...though I never consider these people actual deadheads, a real deadhead doesn't have some ego-personal crisis where they have to prove themselves just by seeing someone wear a dead shirt.
     
  11. Yup, it makes sense that you would love a song about dirty needles. I can really understand how it relates to your life.
     
  12. Then why did you start the thread with a GD song?


    Its an anti drug song
     
  13. Why did I start with the dead? You really don't have an understanding of who you are talking with, huh?

    An anti-drug song?
    Ugghhh. That's even fucking worse.

    Here, the left can do anti-drug better than pseudo-nazi metalheads:

     
  14. I love to blast "toxic narcotic" anti-dope songs at the methadone clinic.

    I'm surprised you didn't go full Out square-core on me with this:


    ...I would have just responded with NOFX's cover mocking straight edgers:
     
  15. storch

    storch The compliant

    Any time someone is angry with me, and trying to act all "mad" and "serious" it makes me bust up laughing - PhenethylamineMachine

    But no, you cannot just disappear retards from the site. I would think that all of your following posts would be proof enough of that.
     
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  16. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

    The punk/crust scene didn't have any superstars.
     

  17. Meh, only took about 3 posts in this thread ;)
     
  18. neonspectraltoast

    neonspectraltoast Best Member

    It's no wonder you hate punk. You listen to the worst goddamned punk that was ever created. NOFX and Rancid? Jeezus.
     
  19. Visexual

    Visexual Member

    My wife, of 47 years, and I were talking about the Catholic Church yesterday while driving home from shopping. And, while talking about the sex scandals, my wife made a comment about how the church's policy on celibacy was not normal. I sure wanted to comment about how my wife's decision, of the past 7 years now, was for us to be celibate. But we had that talk a few months ago and she made it clear that she wasn't going to change her decision and there was no sense discussing it further. Well, I kept quiet and she did too. I think she must have realized how hypocritical her statement had been. On the rest of the drive home, I had this song in my head;

    Been away, haven't seen you in a while.
    How've you been? Have you changed your style?
    And do you think that we've grown up differently?
    Don't seem the same since you've lost your feel for me.

    So let's leave it alone 'cause we can't see eye to eye.
    There ain't no good guy, there ain't no bad guy,
    There's only you and me and we just disagree.
    Ooh-ooh-ooh, oh-oh-oh.

    I'm going back to a place that's far away.
    How 'bout you? Have you got a place to stay?
    Why should I care when I'm just trying to get along?
    We were friends, but now's the end of our love song.

    So let's leave it alone 'cause we can't see eye to eye.
    There ain't no good guy, there ain't no bad guy,
    There's only you and me and we just disagree.
    Ooh-ooh-ooh, oh-oh-oh.

    So let's leave it alone 'cause we can't see eye to eye.
    There ain't no good guy, there ain't no bad guy,
    There's only you and me and we just disagree.
    Ooh-ooh-ooh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh.
     
  20. You're really not getting this, huh?
     

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