To make anything resemble Kansas, you'll have to smash it down as flat as possible, and make the roads the most boring roads to ever drive on. Damn that state is flat. I don't have anything against living in the state, but I HATE driving across it. Maybe it's just on the main highways....but damn. Its all: Wow look, corn. Hey there's some wheat over there. Hey, there might be a turn in the road up ahead. Nope nevermind, no turn. Hey, more corn.