sometimes i pee on the side of the toilet

A mans talent though, sometimes you gotta be quiet, no need for all the splashing around!

 

I saw this in another thread or another forum, not sure which... But I almost always pee on the porcelain, I hate listening to the loud "peeing in water" noise.

 

it's loud, I sometimes wake people up with my peeing

and sometimes I pee in the toilet too.

 

I also dislike the loud peeing in water sound. It's not really any different than hearing someone grunt, groan, and fart on the shitter. People should try and be quiet in the washroom.

What's worse is people talking in the washroom. Like when two guys are standing at urinals talking to each other. People shouldn't talk while they're shitting and pissing.

 

I had a guy stand behind me and talk to me when I was having a piss in a club once. I think I narrowly avoided prison sex.

 

I can piss like horse and Im proud of it....ropes of pure gold

 

lol

I used to work with this guy who after becoming my pot dealer became overly friendly. I'd always go to the washroom before my lunchtime cigarette. He'd always come in and push me from behind while I was at the urinal. I guess to make me piss funny or to make my dick touch the urinal, I'm not really sure. Then he'd stand next to me, or worse, go into the stall to take a shit and he'd talk to me.

Last year I walked into a public washroom to take a piss. I use the stalls because I don't want to stand next to a man and piss. I pushed open the door of the last stall and there's this asshole sitting there, playing with his cellphone taking a shit!

I immediately went, "oh fuck!" and slammed the door shut. The guy went, "It's cool man." I immediately left the washroom.

No, it's not cool! If you take a shit in a stall, lock the fucking door. The guy was so nonchalant about it too, as though it was a regular thing.

 

That made me laugh, probably my mate

he rang my telephone to let me know he was mid turd once. It was sort of a strained conversation, might I add

 

lol. women talk to each other all the time when we pee

 

I piss on the side of the toilet when there are stains and sometimes my piss cleans the stain off

community service is fun

 

I once opened the door in a public bathroom , and there was a midget on the toilet with his feet dangling.....

and I said "im sorry I didnt seeeee- and I cut myself short as he started to laugh..

puns not intentional. true story..

 

I also believe in the silent strong type of piss. The only problem with this is the splashing...it can cover a toilet and surrounding areas if it's not done properly. Look for the curve that comes from the flat bed at the back to create the bowl of the toilet..once this has been identified you need to aim just above it so that your pee flows downward...I will post a video on here to show you how it's done correctly.

 

I try not to make any sound when i pee even in my own house.i don't want my sister listening like she does when dad makes a lot of noise.

 

i piss into the water of the toilet/ urinal all the time. i don't have any problem with anyone hearing me piss.

as for people not talking to each other while pissing or shitting.
the romans had public loos with no partions between the crappers.
people would go and plop their cheeks down on the crapper and have a "social hour" together.
in a lot of roman cities, men and women would piss and shit together in the public loos.

i was in target and had to take a dump.
the guy in the stall next to me had his mobile phone go off just as i was about to unload.
ring, ring, "yeah, oh, nothing much, how about you?"
just then i let loose a thunderous fart then, i heard him say, "no, that was not me." then... out it came.
next thing i heard out of him was, 'cough,' 'gag,' "IT SMELLS HORRIBLE!" 'gag, 'cough,' "I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!" 'gag' "I'LL CALL YOU BACK!" 'cough'
the next thing i heard after that, was something hitting water then, i heard, "FUCK!" "FUCK!" "FUCK!" "THAT PHONE COST ME $179.00 DOLLARS!"
he stood up on the toilet and look down over the partion at me screaming about me "ruining his phone."
he was ranting and raving so loudly that the manager and security guard came running in, to check out what was going down.

moral, the toilet is not a telephone booth.

 

I often miss the toilet altogether dude