Something really awkard and really funny just happened to me

Or maybe I'm just really really stoned.

Well, I called a friend of mine because I thought he may be awake, but I blocked the number in case he didn't have the phone because his family would be pissed about it being late. It's 1:30 AM here.

He didn't pick up, and his phone only rings three times so I decided it'd be funny to make snoring noise on his machine, because he has one that plays throughout the house, and I think it'd be funny to hear that coming from your living room, or the next day to listen to.

However, instead of my friend picking up his grandpa did, so I just snored, because I thought he'd hang up, but he stayed on for about a minute, and I just had to keep snoring and making funny breathing noises while he said "Hello?" "Who is this?" "You need to talk to me." and such.


So I finally just hang up. The thing is he's gonna most likely call the phone company and get the call traced tomorrow, because he's a lemur toad like that. I'm just going to tell him I was sleeping and fell onto the phone and it hit redial and that was me snoring.

He probably won't believe it, but oh well. He won't be mad really. I'm stoned as hell right now.




Well, that's it, I'm goin' to the lake.

I am the walrus, koo koo kachoo!!!

 

Funny.