Someone Stole My Toothpaste!!!

and i dont even have $2 in my FUCKING BANK ACCOUNT TO BUY MORE. I'M SO FUCKING PISSED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND...This amazing hippie activist punk rocker dude that i so fell in love with in the last month is LEAVING. and says he doesnt know if he'll see me when he gets back in a month. WHY DO PEOPLE RANT ABOUT HOW AMAZING I AM, AND THEN THEY SHIT ON ME!!!!!! ALL THE FUCKING TIME...IM SO SICK OF IT. It never fucking stops!!!!!!!!! I've never had a dude in my life who hasn't left without taking a big shit on my face. Even my god damn relatives. This is getting unbareable. Why does this all go back to my dad?! why cant he be HERE!!!!!!!!!!


this makes no sense.

im going to cry in my pillow.

 

Its a fact that when things start to look up fate always shovels shit in your face at least thats true for me anyways

 

Some folks are into that....

I have -$14 in the bank. It sucks. Can't you just swish around some peroxide and water?

I know what you're going through. I just spent over a year living and breathing for someone else, then he decided he wanted to go mooch off his dad in Arizona, and didn't want me to go because I would hold him back from doing all the things he wanted to do....I guess he forgot where he got the money and help and opportunities to do everything he wanted to do here.....but, oh, well....I guess I'll get over it. Just don't fall in love with people. It fucks you up.

 

i will seriousily send you some toothpaste if you pm me and tell me where to send it

i will always try to help a person in need ...when ever you need my help

 

What is this "toothpaste" you speak of?

 

a gracefull and mutualy amicable exit is so tastfull ....there is no need to dis peeps cuz yer movin on ....its so declasse needless to be a horror show on the way out ....thats what my last one did

 

Toothpaste costs? Get bigger pockets.

 

your neighbors might have toothpaste?

 

I'm gonna sound like a bastard here but...whatever...

How can you not have 2 dollars in your bank account???

 

I do hope you can buy and/or borrow some toothpaste or else you will not be able to brush your teeth and that can be nasty.

 

wow this is awesome i have more money then u lol sorry that was mean but hope things take a turn for the better with ur life o well atleast u have hipforums for refuge

 

You should swear off men and go gay. And then share pictures of it.

 

Toothpaste Recipe

Ingredients:
1/4 tsp peppermint oil
1/4 tsp spearmint
1/4 cup arrowroot
1/4 cup powdered orrisroot
1/4 cup water
1 tsp ground sage

Directions:
Mix all dry ingredients in a bowl. Add water until paste is desired thickness / consistency. Store at room temperature in a tightly covered jar.

 

Buying these ingredients is more expensive than buying toothpaste.

 

The basis for most homemade tooth cleansers is baking soda. Just mix it with a few drops of water, dunk your toothbrush in the paste, and brush your teeth. Another recipe calls for mixing three parts baking soda to one part salt for a more abrasive toothpaste -- better for scrubbing debris off your choppers. For extra whitening power, put a few drops of hydrogen peroxide in the baking soda.

 

I know, thats why i put down the next thing