Someone give me a damn metaphore

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Lodog, Apr 4, 2007.

  1. Lodog

    Lodog ¿

    It better be good too.
  2. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

    The world is a vampire.
  3. Lodog

    Lodog ¿

    I said good.
  4. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

    Your head is a vacuous wind tunnel.
  5. Lodog

    Lodog ¿

    Your posts are a cry for help
  6. texasmade3

    texasmade3 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

    Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
  7. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

    You have no idea.

    The world is my boredom.

    My cries for help are echoes of insanity once experienced.
  8. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    You are Dan Quayle - as a speller.
  9. Lodog

    Lodog ¿

    Posthumous is a regular Sherlock

    So I added an E to metaphor. Why doesn't it have an E though?
  10. alex714

    alex714 To the Left

    metaphors are difficult to come up with.
  11. Gravity

    Gravity #winning

    You are as gay as bryan boy
  12. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    You're slicker than snot on a doorknob
  13. alex714

    alex714 To the Left

    You used "As"
  14. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

    Yep, Similies.
  15. joe

    joe Banned

    a mind is a terrible thing to taste
  16. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

    Tolerance is the salve that heals the wounds of homphobia
  17. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

    Can you see all of the sheeps following the herd of society? All those shitty sheeps all dancing the same shitty dance kicking up all of that fucking bullshit, and throwing it on the the rest of us.
  18. Samhain

    Samhain Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    life is a pubic hair on a toilet seat, it soon gets pissed off
  19. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

    dry humping is like non-alcoholic beer
    I made that one up myself in November. I think it might just take off.
  20. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Member

    Shit is good. fuck metaphors.

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