Someone give me a damn metaphore

It better be good too.

 

The world is a vampire.

 

I said good.

 

Your head is a vacuous wind tunnel.

 

Your posts are a cry for help

 

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

 

You have no idea.



The world is my boredom.


My cries for help are echoes of insanity once experienced.

 

You are Dan Quayle - as a speller.

 

Posthumous is a regular Sherlock

So I added an E to metaphor. Why doesn't it have an E though?

 

metaphors are difficult to come up with.

 

You are as gay as bryan boy

 

You're slicker than snot on a doorknob

 

You used "As"

 

Yep, Similies.

 

a mind is a terrible thing to taste

 

Tolerance is the salve that heals the wounds of homphobia

 

Can you see all of the sheeps following the herd of society? All those shitty sheeps all dancing the same shitty dance kicking up all of that fucking bullshit, and throwing it on the the rest of us.

 

life is a pubic hair on a toilet seat, it soon gets pissed off
S

 

dry humping is like non-alcoholic beer
I made that one up myself in November. I think it might just take off.

 

Shit is good. fuck metaphors.