Somebody

...say something really funny.


DO IT NOW.

 

Sorry, minds gone blank...

 

As soon as I shove this red hot poker up my ass Im going to chop my dick off.

 

16:3 And They came unto the land of the Amphetimites, in the valley of no-nod, where everything was of an astonishing cleanliness, and where power tools could be had for a pitance...

From the Gospel of St. Anchovie of Pesto.

 

Pesto was one of the good-feathers. You know.....those pigeons?

 

i think you have been on that ship....a little to long

 

What? I'm here to amuse you? Is DAT IT?

 

YES

 

I have a finger in my bum mommy

 

something really funny

 

YAY!! I finally have a purpose in life!!!!

 

shattup

 

Honey? The police are here...and the four kilos of cocaine are still on the coffee table.

 

Damn, I haven't talked to you in a while... what are you doing nowadays.

 

I bet Alex is masturbating.

 

probably, but I haven't talked to him in like.. two weeks.