Somebody kick my ass

Seriously...I have a cold (thanks to this dumb bitch who couldn't stop coughing her ass off while I was taking my midterm), I'm about to have my period, and I have 983 lbs of homework. And, my stupid laptop is on her last legs and keeps freezing on me.

Can somebody please take away my freedom of choice so that I'll actually do some studying?

 

:takes away Kate's freedom of choice:

now go study

 

go back to work !

 

Eat my shits, Charlie Brown!11

 

why do homework on a saturday night while waiting for your period?

you need to eat chips and chocolate.

 

Meahhhhhh....I don't want to have stuff to do on easter. And I've been stuffing myself all day....And my landlady just told me I'm "filling out"...wtf does that mean??!!

 

you're tits and hips are getting bigger.

or a euphenism for fat.

take your pick.

 

You should ask your landlady if she got a nosejob or something.

 

are you out of your rut now?

 

Yeah, I had an enlightening easter with my roomate. We played chess and drank tea while listening to classical music and discussing philosophy. I'm not even exaggerating, he's awesome.


Thanks for asking...and who's that girl in your sig? I think I want to marry her.

 

It's Vicky Pollard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_diO7Of188s

funny stuff.... lol