Some one has casted a spell on me

Hay everyone. Yesterday morning I awoke to a horrible nightmare(don't remember exactly what it was) but I felt a presence of a woman touching my back, and it wasn't my girlfriend for she was infront of me. It made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to go back to bed but then I had a second nightmare in which i do remember. I had a dream that I was in my mother's house and she told me something evil is in the kitchen. I went to the kitchen and saw my sister just standing there looking blankly. All of a sudden I feel a force lift me up quickly into mid air and my sister became possessed and had tackled me with unspeakable, super human strength. I woke up frightend. My girlfriend get's these marks on her body when someone tries to hex her. I have a feeling it could be my jealious mother paying someone to do so but I am not entirely sure. I have a ouijia board but it has the tendancy to lie to me. How can I find out who is hexing us, I I know someone is. Let me know what you think.

 

Foil hats fix these problems flawlessly

 

Don't give up your power to your fears. If anybody HAS hexed or cursed you - which, by the way, has not in any way been proven - you give the hex or curse more power by your belief and fear. Your difficulty is that you can't just stop believing in something - so your best bet is to believe in something stronger. You're generating negative energy - you need to find something positive and powerful to believe in. The best thing to believe in is your own psychic power - you CAN defeat whatever negative influences are troubling you. The next best thing is to believe in some other entity. Do you have faith in God? Jesus? The virgin Mary? The saints? A highly spiritual relative, alive or dead? Find your source of positive power and pray to it, or if it's a person who's still alive, talk to them. Make this person or entity your shield - or better yet, become your own psychic shield - and pray and meditate to help yourself put your full trust in this power, and I guarantee you that hexes and curses will slough right off of you like water off a duck.

 

i walk into the kitchen and pull out the old reynolds tinfoil and craft my own tinfoil hat,i am trying to keep Ron Howard out of my brain,he hehe looks like
Stroker and Hoop had the right idea he he he he

 

It might seem funny, but the power of the mind is real. Our beliefs can make us sick or make us healthy. So it's best to have beliefs that keep us healthy, yaseewhutimsayin?

 

Stop listening to CCR.

 

remind me to neg rep you later. CCR is that shit, son.

 

Purely an isolated case prescription, I put a spell on you because your mine.

 

that was a cover

 

Ok I have the solution! At the next full moon, go out and light a fire, At the stroke of midnight strip naked, cover yourself in honey and roll in the dirt, then rinse off in the nearest body of water. Then you must place a feather in between your ass-cheeks and say the hail-mary while doing jumping jacks, GO STRAIGHT HOME, place the feather beneath your pillow and go asleep. The next time you look in the mirror you will see who is responsible for your problems.

 

You got chops then.

 

Well sure, laughing helps too.

 

So you're confessing to this?

 

Belief is a manufactured intent. I would claim it to relieve him of it.

 

My thoughts exactly.

Very generous of you, but you just let the cat out of the bag.

 

Those old pagan rites and rituals to expose a succubus were renounced by the church ages ago and were dubbed heathenish blasphemy by the prelates

Hotwater

 

boomerang effect, AKA the law of three: that which one sends out into the ether, one receives back threefold. use this. try placing a mirror facing out by a window. next time you have one of these nightmares, visualize packing it into a box marked "insufficient postage: return to sender." that oughtta do it.

 

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rotflmfao!!!!!!!!!!:d

 

I beg... and you shame me??