Some Of My Pipes

Discussion in 'Show Your Piece' started by shur-y-not, May 2, 2017.

  1. shur-y-not

    shur-y-not Members

    These are the ones I can reach without getting off of the couch. lol
    3 out of 4 were left at my house by someone.

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    That little red one is the only one that leaves the house.

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  2. shur-y-not

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    Oh crap. Sorry. I'll resize next time.
     
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  3. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

    The only con I can think about with a colored pipe is you can't see how clean it is but on the other hand that's probably a pro because you can't see how dirty it is. :D

    I used to clean mine daily. Now it's in between weeks maybe a month who knows. It's disgusting. It is glass but I just can't be fucked anymore I'll change the waters over but whatever sticks to the thing sticks to it. I've gone through so many a bottle brush and steel wool and you have one smoke and it's got stuff stick to it again. Just totally not worth the effort.
     
  4. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

    You need to get one of these

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    It's the only way.
     
  5. shur-y-not

    shur-y-not Members

    Irminsul; You clean your pipes? I thought that's what we had offspring for. lol

    Dickhead: What do I need that for?


    BTW
    Was this pic in violation of rules here or photobucket's?

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  6. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

    Is that the new Trident submarine?
     
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  7. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

    It's a wooden pipe.

    Metal pipes are for plumbing.
     
  8. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

    I don't want children. :D
     
  9. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

    Me neither. Not because I don't want children but because I wouldn't want to bring them into this world full of two faced, spiteful cunts.
     
  10. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    That's A Bit Harsh.......Those Types Are The Minority In This World......The Majority Are Good,

    Honest, Law Abiding Citizens.....You Sound Like A Very Bitter Young Man To Me...... :)



    Cheers Glen.
     
  11. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

    Oh what are we friends now GLENGLEN?
     
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  12. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

    I Sincerely Hope So.......I Consider Our Previous Beef To Be Well And Truly Buried..... :)



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  13. shur-y-not

    shur-y-not Members

    Can you guys get a room? lol

    I don't like wooden pipes. I'd eventually end up smoking the wood along with my bowl. I prefer glass.
     
  14. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

    Not if you buy one made of African black wood. The cheaper ones crumble after about 2 weeks, but the hard wood ones last for years.

    Advantages of black wood pipes.

    - they taste better
    - they're easier to clean than glass, metal or plastic. Simply heat the pipe slightly and push through a metal spoke wrapped in cling film, then burn the respective holes to get rid of all the rest of the unwanted oil residue
    - wood is a natural anti-bacterial and if you happen to be in a pub in Holland and everyone else who smokes joints decides they wants to "may I borrow your pipe for a second" rather than just buying one for 5 Euro and carrying it around with them, after they've left all their saliva and sexually transmitted diseases all over the mouth piece you can simply burn the end of it with a lighter thus killing off any unwanted viruses
    - you're less likely to get fined by a nazi for smoking hard drugs in the streets of Amsterdam if you have a wooden pipe, as opposed to a brass one, which are associated with crack
    - they last for fucking ages

    Trust me I've had those little mushroom pipes and they suck by comparison.
     
  15. shur-y-not

    shur-y-not Members

    I don't like to have any kind of pipe on my person. It's a probation violation. I usually roll joints if I'm smoking away from home. That way I'm not carrying anything.

    I appreciate your concern, kind sir but I'm good.
     
  16. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

    Someone gave me a lump of hash and now I can't find my pipe because i hid it previously. It's made of wood. Black wood.
     
  17. shur-y-not

    shur-y-not Members

    See? If you had a metal pipe you could use a metal detector. lol
     
  18. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

    If I lived in a hut in a field with no electricity or running water perhaps, but then I'd probably have a metal gauze in it which would still aid detection via magnetic induction.
     

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