Some intelligent wordz

Discussion in 'Opiates' started by Akenes, Aug 29, 2009.

  1. Akenes

    Akenes Member

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    What's up guys...first up I wanna dis all you n00bs who know nothing about the beautiful joy of opiotes.

    Thought I'd tell you all a little bit about my day today...

    I was feeling pretty nice after injecting some codeine after performing the cold water retraction to get the ABBA out of it like everybody told me.

    Then I realised I had run out of codeine! Luckily I found a 50 mg tramadol capsule. I know this is powerful stuff I shouldn't be fuckin' around with, but I was desperate to chase that buzz. So I ingested it in the way the bioflavourjiggability is highest - opening the capsule and rubbing the powder into my nipples. Man I was buzzin'.

    Well, it was time to water my methadone plants, which were coming along nice.

    So I go down the street and buy some more codeine at $10 per 30mg pill. A bargain, I know right?! My hookup kept offering me a drug called Heriong but I told him I didn't wanna fuck about and waste my time with weak-ass shit.

    I also copped some Xanax, licked the time-release coating off, and stuck one bar in my left ear. Savin' the other half for later.

    Oh I forgot to mention I was feeling pretty rough from the night before because I'd eaten several cocaine pills.

    Sure enough, that evening came really severe withdrawals. I was craving food, shovelling down everything I could find, falling into deep sleeps allll the time. It's so weird how you hurt all over except in your legs, right? So I ran a marathon to ease the WD's.

    Feel great today so I am gonna insert a Vichodyn in my nose for some crazy madness, maybe potentiate with an apple.

    Oh yeah fuck all you n00bs out there cause I've been doing opiates hardcore since last week so yeah, fuck you all. To the real hardcore heads, I know what you're going through. When will I be able to beat this horrific trap of addiction?
     
  2. Hippie McRaver

    Hippie McRaver Senior Member

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    :party:.. this guy knows how to party.. :party:

    ive suggested this in the past..:cheers2:
     
  4. unreallife

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    Bitches i gotz 30 mefydone plants!!!
    AND I gets my 50mg tramadol for $15.:piggy:
     
  5. LoriBaby

    LoriBaby Member

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    whats really sad is thats not the worse ive heard on here and the others were serious....
     
  6. unreallife

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    Most of them are serious... and the stupid part is all they had to do was google.

    Which backs up my argument that google should have a medical team that makes housecalls and if the guy is faced out on APAP just let the yahoo med. team deal with it.
     
  7. BeanTwnJnky

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    My all time favorite "Dude my tolerance is so high I do 25-30mg at once so I suggest you start off with 10-15mg of oxy." This dude is seriously addicted!!!

    Back to OP I bet my methadone plants are way bigger I got aeroponic systemz and I use miracle gro!
     
  8. unreallife

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    When in all reality they are being sold hydrcodone and 20mg's of the ox would have thier dick in the dirt.
     
  9. LoriBaby

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    what about the guy that uses once or twice a month and has serious w/d's and needs advice on detox.......come the fuck on man
     
  10. wakeboartd00d!

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    fucking weak
     
  11. Euphorial

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    :p

    Funny post.
     
  12. Codmouse

    Codmouse Senior Member

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    Dood, tramadol is fucking insane. I don't think u can rub it on your nipples though?
     
  13. shermin

    shermin Bazooka Tooth

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    are you running for president?
     
  14. Morphoxycode1

    Morphoxycode1 Member

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    Hahahaha!!!! That was comedy.... props!
     
  15. Codmouse

    Codmouse Senior Member

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    Well, I assume you guys knew I was playing around... I didn't get the response I wanted... :(
     

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