Some Funny Shit

This guy at my school sold these freshman some TEA on monday and gave them a quarter for $35. So I was chillin with him yesterday after I got outta work and he gets a call....and its the kid he sold it to. The freshman said they got soooo high and wanted to buy some more. Ahaaha gotta love that.

 

That's a pretty scummy thing to do... But it's still pretty funny.

 

Ha! damn man, that's gotta be the shit.

 

LMAO

That reminds me, two weekends ago me and my buddy rolled a joint of pot leaves... we are pretty much the pot kings at our school and we had a bunch of hot chicks ask us if they could have some weed. We said only if we could see two of them make out... there's like 6 of them but anyway they make out i get a semi and we give them the fake joint...

*next morning*

OMG WE ALL GOT SO HIGH!!!!!

We're talking a joint the size of a cigarette, filled with LEAVES, passed around 6 people and they tell us they got stoned off their asses.

 

thats cause theyve probably never been really stoned... they just think there getting stoned cause they dont now how it feels and there mind tricks there body into believeing it

 

its still pretty damn funny though

 

i didnt find it funny, kinda really really deep, since they wer fair and ppl just ripped em off. i dunno if 6 chicks make out in front og ya- i woulda given em a whole eight

it was deep about the tea aswell, when someone pays $$$ they have the right to get what their paying for, im sure karma would bite those dudes dicks off for doing that

 

agreed.

 

wont be so funny though when you get had though will it ??? believe you me ,,,YOU WILL BE HAD at some point....

 

i did a bit of an experiment like that as well except i gave away some altoids to some kids in my class ALTOIDS ok. after they ate them i ate one too and i was high from smoking @ lunch of course, they realized i was high and began asking what was in the altoids. i was going to tell them nothing but then i decided to fuck with them, then to mess with them more i gave the entire can to my teacher so not only did the students think they were high but they thought our teacher was high too. I asked them if they felt anything and they admitted to feeling strange and airy. One girl even asked if she was going to be ok to drive home. IT WAS A FUCKING ALTOID those tastey sour ones but an altoid none the less. then the next day i get called into the principals office because one of the students said that after taking the altoid "strange things began to happen" so the principal had to confiscate the altoids from my teacher and told me he knew there was nothing in them and that i probably shouldnt give away food at school anymore.
(a lil background 3 years prior to this i gave my health class pot brownies so they had reason to suspect)

 

thats just plain STUPIDITY... just what i would expect outta cali

 

hey no need to blame cali for my specific town's stupidity. California is a GREAT state, show respect.

 

lmfao thats hilarious man

 

you REALLY love to say deep, don't you?

 

he sure does twizz, he sure does

 

Me and my friend sold a kid a quarter of green tea for 30 dollars and he called me the night he got it telling me how high he was and that he was hallucinating.

 

i guess...

 

maybe some people out there have weird genes that make them get high off of tea

 

wow that's mature... you made girls make out for weed? wow... sad sad world i suppose...

 

Nah it was actually pretty hott.