Some barefooters make the rest of us look bad

READ MORE : A 'barefoot runner' complained about acorns in a neighborhood Facebook group, got brutally roasted.

 

Some?

LOLz

 

Grrrrrrrr...



Sneers Glen.

 

Hehe, sneers.

 

note to self....gather acorns and spread out front of house

 

I'm pretty sure I could run over those acorns fine anyway. He's a pussy.

 

....and maybe some soap flakes

 

That’s made the rounds. It was a spoof, not a real barefooter.

We all know that a few stray acorns are no obstacle

 

Grrrrrrrrr...



Cheers Glen.

 

i don't know, people are always amazed by what i walk on without any issue, but i still don't like stepping on acorns. there's an oak tree right over my front door, and i always have to pussyfoot through that area every fall.

 

Seems like just what I'd expect from a group that created its "oppression" out of thin air. It's a workable plan actually. Just like the people who stopped wearing ties or hats. So with this document the oppressed individual is putting people on notice. Once a toe is stubbed or heels are impacted with acorn shells, a legal case can be made. Flimsy as it may seem, it will easily end up settled out of court for a few fat stacks of cash.

All one needs to pull this off is a lawyer with a level of legal flexibility.

 

Until now, I hadn't realized how the term "pussyfoot" is actually so relevant!

 

acorns? what about dog poo? THAT shouldn't be there cause dog owners are supposed to clean after their pets yet i find an unusual concentration of it just in front of my fucking fence and sidewalk which makes me suspect that someone is fucking with me in particular. then I think that they cannot control their dogs' bowels and this somewhat cures me of my paranoia. but acorns? they are a risk of the trade. and they're not dangerous or anything, i was literally forced to walk over broken glass galore (by a pushing crowd in case you wonder) and got away with no cuts, acorns are not really pleasant but not so much pesky either. spoiled tenderfoot lol

 

if you are my neighbor then you are absolutely correct

 

I'm pretty good on most surfaces except dead grass, that shit always picks into me.

 

Dogs were on this planet before humans.

If i had a dog I wouldnt pick up its shit, put it at the base of a tree, like nature intended

 

Acorns aren’t fun, but the worst is those crushed up rocks that they love to ruin dirt trails with.

 

i think the worst is sandburs.

 

If aliens were looking down on planet earth right now, and they observe humans following their dog and scooping the poop, who do you think they're going to think is in charge?