socks for sale?

so i've gotta go to court and pay that fine.. blah..

anyways i've gotta wear something on my feet.. can't go barefoot to court.

anyways i was thinking i should ebay the socks

what do you perverts think?














that was odd.. this computer hates me :computer:

 

I can't speak for the perverts but I think it would be a crime to cover those lovely feet...

Wait... nevermind.

 

How about we do an exchange, how about I send you my panties that I've had on since '98 in exchange for your socks...

 

I have some socks on my front porch that are still wet and muddy from about 3 weeks ago..would anyone want to smell those?

 

Don't tease me Geon...

 

I will trade my socks for your crusty ass panties..I may even have some underwear with racing stripes..haha

 

This deal sounds too good to be true... I will have to send my panties in a biohazard bag.. and gloves will be needed upon extracting them from the package, will this be okay..?

 

oh sure..i think I may have one of those warning triangles in my trunk..maybe even some flares..will salad tongs be ok for the extraction process? cause I dont think I have any gloves.

 

:stunned:

guess thats a no.


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why do you need to wear socks to go pay a fine? or even to court. if you already have to pay the fine, why not exercise your right to free barefootedness?

 

uhh.. cus won't they kick me out for being barefoot?

 

you can use my shoes...but I wear a size 13

 

eeewww shoes... uke: i don't think i could do it.. the socks are gonna be bad enough.

 

You can say that you're too poor to buy socks. They might feel sorry for you and forget about the fine.

 

Maybe because she doesn't want to stir up trouble and get herself on a watch list..I dunno. Tell us, Boog...

She isn't the Jesus of barefooters...

 

i'm sure i'm already being watched... all my talk of running for president in 2012.. plus i chat with people from all over this globe, including iraq and iran and pakistan and korea.

right now, because of this fine i AM too poor to buy socks... but i've got an appointment with the welfare :& people today... last time the lady was trippin' off me being barefoot.

 

how about flip flops?

 

blister markers.. no thanks

 

People who don't really like gloves but have to wear them use fingerless gloves.

How about toeless socks?

 

ahahahaha.. toeless socks? AHAHAHA

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