So you wake up with a penis on each hand instead of a thumb...

.....what do you do...WHAT DO YOU DO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 

go straight down to the porno auditions

 

I am thinking a 3 way sword fight

 

after standing naked in front of the mirror giving myself a double thumbs up for about 30 minutes. Then again I might become like the syskell, ebert and roeper of porn movie reviews.

 

I would measure them and then add two inches before posting about it on the internet.

 

Probably pick up my old childhood habit of thumb sucking.

 

are the thumb penises soft or erect? or do they just get hard when you're aroused?

 

how many flacid penises have you had in your hands?

 

Throw my toys away and give myself two thumbs up daily!!!!

 

idk.....haven't kept track. they all eventually got hard though.

 

carry on life as normal always being known as "dick hands"

 

Hey .....This Means Iv'e Got Three Dicks To Protect Now (lucky me) ,So I Guess I'd Phone My Nearest Condom Manufacturer And Negotiate A "Bulk Buy" Discount Price........Hey!!......Then As They Say "Get Down And Dirty"With All Three Of Them.


Yeh!!. Sure!!!

We All Have Our Dreams ???...........Cheers Glen.

 

hit the highway and see what happens while hitchhiking......

 

become a masseur

 

I'd be Siskel and Ebert and Therese Aline'd get "Two Thumbs Up."

 

Star in Edward Penisthumbs.

 

ask the ole girly friend if she'd consider suckin on my penis thumbs.......

 

Concentrate on clicking my fingers all day.

 

try not to slam them in the car door

 

Or under the toilet seat...