Well Valentine's Day is coming up and yet again this year I was not fortunate enought it be hit by one of Cupids Arrows. Frankly I think if he had used a heat targeted, laser pointed scud missle he would have found me better. Anyway so whos everyones Valentine this year? I guess I can consider myself single and loving it and I can eat the whole chocolate box this year. So I guess it works out.
uhm...valentine?? I've got one hand in my pocket...and the other one is hailing a taxi cab... ...to the nearest porno shop.
Whoohoo Valentines Day I actually get to be with my valentine this year, like in the same city and whatnot...what a treat