So what if I jumped on a plane and ...

... just bloody went to California.. with some aspirations towards just bumming it around a bit, sleeping outside because its probably going to be warm and dry, livin' off ma money, pissing it instead down a hole somewhere in a bar full of chicks who like to talk to me. Finding a way to get my long sack round a fat wad of medi mary, and then living of the earth and the sun.

What is the best and worst case scenario I might face. Please donot be too dissuassive.

 

Best case: You have the experience of a lifetime.
Worst case: You lose some money, and possibly your job, if you have one.

Do it!

 

I'm already having the experience of a lifetime.

If I went what I am to expect.

 

Expect nothing, just go.

 

:iagree:

I would personally :driving: though. That way you have a place to call home, and you would be able to see more too.

 

Drrrrive

 

Best case: The chicks love you, you get a tan, surf, smoke and generally chill.

Worst case: somebody murders you.

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGGOGOGOGOGOGOGGOGOGOGOGOGOGGOGOGO!

 

Best Case: Buy one get one free at walmart.

Worst Case: You're raped and then killed, they eat your body whilst filming the entire event. It gets uploaded to youtube; you are forever known as a 'californian lunch'. Your family disowns you.

 

Best case: You end up on a 30 year acid trip because you wandered into the Haight-Ashbury region.

Worst case: You end up in Northern California and freeze to death. Only So Cal is as hot as you think California is.

 

Hope for the best, expect the worst.

 

Think I may mull this over for a little longer whilst I am in a sober state of mind...

 

Why do you want to go?

 

So that I can lie on a beach and smoke some dank.

 

Yeah, they need another immigrant in CA. At least you're white...

 

If that's what you're after, go to Cambodia instead. Your money will go a lot further there. Good weed too, although not as good as California, obviously.

 

That should be easy.

 

LOL yep, I'm about as white as they come. I have aspirations towards beige though.

 

1. marijuana is still illegal here
2. it's raining
3. nothing is cheap
4. warm, dry beach towns aren't cheap
5. i still don't understand the draw to california...

 

Uuuuuuhhhhhh, something to do with a crate of beer.

Does not the sun shineth there?

I figured that I could just sleep outside and live on me money, but in hindsight it's probably a bad idea.

 

Quite honestly there are some nice places in California. But as a whole, it's shite.