So those giant mosquitoe things...

Are not actually mosquitoes, are they? ​

Because there's one flying around me.
And I'm freakingtf out.
HALP.

I watched the season premi of How To Look Good Naked, last night. It was pretty good. Carson Kressley spends a week with some woman who doesnt think her body is 'perfect' and he tells them that their reality and their perception are two different things and gives them a make over yadda yadda. A good little ego boost.​

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So, how are you fantastic individuals?​

 

I'm good. I just bought The Mammoth Book of Jokes.

I'm going to be using some of it here. So bear with me.

 

actually those giant ones eat the smaller ones, they dont bite people.

 

there called gnats

 

I hope it isn't a horsefly.

I only got bit by one but it hurt like a bitch.

 

I love big flying bugs, I wish I could ride on one...

I am okay it's morning so therefore my day has just begun.. But I know you all will be in suspense of how my day goes, so I will make sure to report back to all you lovely folks.. Good day!

 

Those are called Crane Flies and they eat nectar...they don't bite humans...

 

skeeter eaters, let them live, they kill the little bastards.

SOOOoooooo..... Theres a skeeter on my peter whack it off, lol

 

... I think I'm in love...

 

are you talking about dragonflies? those things are BAD ASS. I saw two of them fighting once, it was super cool. they were zooming up, down, everywhere, really fast, hitting eachother.

I don't know if I qualify as one of the "fantastic individuals" around here, but I'm going apples today because, amongst other things, life is awesome.

 

Dragonflies are different from crane flies...

 

I was talking to the OP, silly.

 

well sorry...


actually I'm not...

 

we call em hawk skeeters.. haha they eat the tiger mosquitos which are huge and hurt like a motherfucker. we have like 3 types of mosquitos that bite down here. It sucks, I cant go outside unless im covered in Off Mosquito repellent, but it gets so Damn hot, it doesnt matter.
Im o-tay today, gonna clean up the house, give old lady a bath, make lunch for me and the gay boy of crispy catfish and leftover greenbean casserole. now, I gotta go get hiiiigh..

 

I guess we dont know skeeters till you live in Texas and Alaska. Old airforce jokes about one out on the field and they pumped 400 gallons of av-gas into it before they realized it was a skeeter, lol

 

^hahahahahahaha its true man, theyre huge round here. Something about this weather makes em vicious. Ive heard some horror stories about them swamp mosquitos.

 

Hey, look! It's crane fly porn...

 

Haha



I really love moths, I think they are really neat and interesting...

Luna moths rule...

 

That is pretty.

One thing I dislike are june bugs...When you are out at night and they are flying around like drunk idiots, banging into you...

 

Haha, that's true, they do act as though they are drunk..

Here are those "roly poly" bugs I was telling you about...

They are cool..