so this one time.. getting a ticket..

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  2. TipsyGypsy

    TipsyGypsy Light of a Fading Star

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    Haha I like that :D
     
  3. 87s

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    nice! ;D
     
  4. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    I would say you should call the cops but you'd probably end up getting bummed. Not cool.

    :rolleyes:
     
  5. lunarverse

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    What's a ccw card?
     
  6. Lostthoughts

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    Nice...:)


    But wait, a man in a police car pulled you over, felt you up, and took an erotic picture of you without even giving you a ticket?

    Are you sure it wasn't just some crazy guy who stole a cop car?
     
  7. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    He may not have issued Orison a ticket but I'm sure he still busted something that day ;)
     
  8. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    he busted a nut :p

    Orison is going to be maaddd...
     
  9. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Ha! :D I was sure he'd get the bait first.
     
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    ..a,,
     
  11. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    ah.
     
  12. Lostthoughts

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    I tried to rep you but it wouldn't let me..
     
  13. SpacemanSpiff

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    I call bullshit...no one can speed in a lumina
     
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    naws.. I was driving my sports car, Chevy Cavalier ... :p http://media.motortopia.com/files/639/vehicles/44b44acec6b62/Car_Pictures_040.jpg mine looked like that, didnt have the back wing like that but it did have a little wing.. I bought it from one them wigger lots, I really liked it but i killed the engine 3 times, they kept giving me a different engine, like I said "wigger lot". finally the 3rd time i drove it and abandoned it... They tried to get me for 5k on it still but the business is shitty and the bank even laughed at them so they ate it....
     
  15. SpacemanSpiff

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    I eluded twice in a K car...true story
     
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    my home town lol.. many yrs ago, these dumb white boy cops, on foot, tried to stop me in the rain. that had these yellow rain coats on.. i get to the stop sign, Im thinking raincoats, its raining no shit!1.. I dont think there cops ate all, stop sign law peds get to go, I let them walk out in front me when the one stopped in front me and the other came to the window..
    I had a hogie in my lap on the way to get some chips.. window just a tad down. Ok what?. I still cant tell dude is a cop, he says something that sounds like a cop, but this is not police procedure at all. this is clearly a car jacking.. So when he said something, I just looked at him and said "yeah right!!" and floored it... :driving:

    lucky it was wet cause dude in front had time to move.. they yell stop police, I just go.. I drive regular ways and get out of this town stupidly I should of just went up the hill to home.. I figured Id elude to the burgh and mingle with other black trucks.. opps I was spotted buy pgh police.. Im cool its all cool. cops cool as shit totally cool with how I saw it.. didnt make sense to them either 1am? on foot.. huh? .. :confused:

    I explain, thats where I live, I know the chief, I know the magistrate these motherfuckers were not cops.. it took a fucking while for these assholes to finally come to where I was being detain sitting on a curb not cuffed smoking a cig, 2 cars, chief and Lt in one, rooks in the other ,, Shit hits the fan,, rooks are like on fire instantly showing they are not cut out for this job, yelling shit at me., Im like look Jeff!(chief) these dudes where on the corner in the rain, nothing saying they are cops, look like kids playing games.. wtf...

    Ive known Jeff all my life (in grade school we playing in david and goliath and He and I were Goliath I sat on his shoulders, When he worked at the gas station id go there and talk about guns with him, bringing in different firearms).. who the hell is Jeff going to believe?.. So its all good , but for some damn reason my car come up with no insurance, so jeff is like I got to take the plate man, but I could leave it there..
    other funny thing was like the pgh cop said I know you from somewhere else, and i said yeah you saw me a few days ago..
    This chick beat this guy with a clothes iron, and we were next door,, Ohhhhhhh..,hahah Wtf is up with them people the cop said,..:smilielol5:

    nuts..
     
  17. JamesBlack

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    The mind boggles as to what that police man is doing with it now. I'd take it as a compliment.
     
  18. txbarefooter

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    I'll ask too

    WHAT IS A CCW CARD?

    to me ccw is counter clockwise which wouldn't make any sense in this context
     
  19. lostdazedintime

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    brit conceal carry card?
     
  20. lunarverse

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    Carrying a concealed weapon
     

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