So Im sitting there....

....shaving my mohawk when it occurs to me that these tiny nicks in my scalp hurt (mostly on the back where my view is not so good). I also relize that I'm probably the only person up at 2:45, shaving my head

 

Dude of course they hurt and you're not the only one shaving your mohawk!
Mines kinda looks weird since I have curly hair.

 

I challenge you to show some proof!

 

Dude I don't have a webcam or a scanner.
Call me old-fashioned.

 

Send me your head shavings lol... Sometimes I just dont wanna stop shaving. I wanna take off all that skin and melt away into the fabric of existance.... Uh... Now Tom... With sports

 

For some odd reason I just understood what you just said.

 

...I just discovered something more painful than those little nicks... After shave.

 

Why would you put after shave on the back of your head?!

 

Sides thank you. Its to keep my head sexy smooth

 

So does lotion.

 

Lotion?! Pfft... Cop out

 

What?????

 

lotion just doesnt have that lojng term smooth... But you know what stings worse? HAIRSPRAY! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

It will sting right after you've have just shaven your head.
By the way, what do you think of my signature?
I think it sucks!

 

I agree... The song is stupid and pointless and impliess that God is subject to physical law making him not a God at all, because how can a god be subject to physical law. Find something that connects to you personally

 

I don't know. I'm a fuckin empty shell.

 

Good! Now go with that. Do you desire to fill that shell? Are you constantly dreaming of something more... Just pull from the deepest reach of the soul