So if Hipforums were a town...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by DancerAnnie, May 31, 2007.

  1. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    Which yurt? You wanna hang out in the big yurt? Huh? You know you wanna hang out in the big yurt...
     
  2. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

    as the town whore it'll be my duty to be a lush as well.....seems only right...
    oooh oooh i can be the local bar/motel owner maybe :D
     
  3. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    nah. just come to my house. getting people drunk for free is that i do.
     
  4. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

    can i turn tricks in your house too?
     
  5. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    for a fee.
     
  6. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    It's called a brothel. And, yes. Yes you can.
     
  7. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

    see thats why i'd just rather own a motel
    and of course the motel would need a bar, me being an excellent bartender would just fit in with that and tammy could work for me
    of course you getting people drunk would just not do
    watch your back cat lady
     
  8. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    i prefer cathouse.
     
  9. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

    it's called a motel for legality purposes
     
  10. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    nope. i'm gonna get me some hard-hittin' thugs and open a rival cathouse. my pussies will be the best pussies in town.
     
  11. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

    i don't need thugs, i've got a big knife and anger issues :H
     
  12. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    Sticking homies is a good way to work off stress.
     
  13. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    KC you just get a firmer hand on the trannies than last time. That bitch got my CC# too.
     
  14. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    pah! i deal strictly in cash! i thought that was understood between us. you foolish foolish man. *shakes head*
     
  15. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

    oooo. we can compare anger issues!! sweet!!!


    hey, is this town going downhill or what? i think i need to move to yurtiville. i'm just not feeling safe here anymore.
     
  16. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    I think she slipped me some roofies and got it out of my wallet. I told you I gave her $100 cash and she only cut you in on $50. Now I have to pay for $3000 of laser hair removal and a supersized pedicure...
     
  17. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

    yeah ...this town is going down hill...but i have a feeling it has to do with one of us....
     
  18. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

    Haha. You help fuck up the town and leave cause it's too fucked up.
     
  19. lifelovefun

    lifelovefun Member

    My part of town would be a 24/7 orgy :) And we'd have a buffet as well
     
  20. Daisie

    Daisie Member

    Ooh, girl next door!
     

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