so i went drinking and stole

a tire last night. a decent sized one, for maybe a truck. not really stole it though, just took it before the poeple who come to take used tires that aren't safe to put back on automobiles. a few piles were sitting next to the dumpster.

now, you may ask why i got the tire...so i got it to hit with my sledgehammer.

had a good amount to drink too. a few long islands, a captain n coke, and some shots.

then i was called "chrissy" as we were leaving haha. my cousin christine is called chrissy and she hugged and kissed the bartender before I did, so by time i did, she called me chrissy...so i told her she owes me a drink next friday

 

When did you become such a badass?

 

hahahaha


totally lame and cool.

 

You mean you didn't take the tire so you could make a swing out of it I pictured you swinging on a tire on a nice spring sunny day, feeling as free and as fresh as a flower...

 

You should make a tire swing.

 

i've always been a badass

i wish they had a huge tractor tire...like 500lb tire...i woulda taken that...but then thought "where the fuck would i put a tire that large" and hten it hit me and i thought "man, why the fuck would a tractor tire be in the city" haha

 

oh my gosh. you need a tire swing to swing and feel fresh as a daisy.

 

i have no place to put a tire swing haha

and how would i be able to get on the tire swing without people seeing up my skirt...this whole cross dressing thing is new to me

 

I think itd be cool to do the old school chase a tire with a stick game when youre drunk LOL

 

You cross your legs like a woman, or at the ankle, like a lady. Silly. Unless, you want to make someopne's day.

 

you wear skirts???

 

I know I'd love to youre nuts Fitz

 

i was rolling the damn thing...and i couldn't keep it straight most of the time haha...i'm saying its because of the tire and how its warped...yea, its warped

haha

 

duly noted...thanks Cate

of course...shows off my legs

 

Hmmm.

Rather pyrotechnical thread.

 

pyrotechnical?

 

Hehe. Yeah, like a fart. Farting is also pyrotechnical activity.

 

gross ew.

 

ewww hahahahaha Well, I still dont understand

 

Im heading to my trusty dictionnaire.