So...I was laing naked on the couch

and Andy comes home with his friend helping him carry in groceries...I had a blanket wraped around my lower half, but am pretty sure homeboy saw most of my boobs...
I am mortified ):

 

Dont be. You made someone's day. That was very kind of you

 

This thread is way better than Adam's pregnancy issues...

 

You probably just made his friends year...

If I was laying on my couch naked, I think it would make doves cry...

 

lol. shroom. youre so so so so beautiful in your pics.

 

haha, thanks.. But that's just the face I wear, I found it laying in the garbage and thought I would try it out for a few months...

did they say anything bella when they came in...

 

It would have been funny if his eyes bugged out and his tongue did the red carpet drop, more funny if his facial features turned into that of wolf and he started howling. If that didn't happen you should be ashamed at yourself that it didn't and forever despise looney toons.

 

yuck, boobies...

can't let people see those nasty sinful pieces of hellspawn!!!

or...

who cares, breast or nose, same idea

 

Holy shit balls. You're still alive?

Good to see ya man.

 

So, I take it that I can't and will never see a glimpse of your boobs? This saddens me very much

 

I love days like that.

 

yea, you made his day

 

Thats going to be the opening line in the next song i write.

So i was laying naked on couch
...

its going to be an epic song.

 

Don't worry about it Bella. I'm sure the guy enjoyed it.

 

Don't feel bad. All it takes is a good bit of alcohol and every one within a mile's radius is gonna see my tits.

 

that's so funny! I had a similar experience with a buddy who JUST GOT REALEASED FROM JAIL who was putting a movie into our DVD player and I flashed the lower half, not seeing him behind my husband's legs....

eek!

 

I'd carry groceries in on any day of the week if i could see my buddys girls boobs,,, fuck it Thats a small price to pay

 

I personally viewed this, and she was more than decently covered. Sexy shoulder at best.
I love you baby.

 

He totally saw some clevage. He looked int eh door before you. Stop ruining my story just kidding

 

when his friend saw he looked for a second and then I said 'hey Andy I'm naked' and Andy got all the groceries and closed the door.

The thing is the last time this guy stopped by I was in pajama bottoms with an old t-shirt on it, just got done cookied and had stuff all over me, mascara under my eyes...the whole deal...homey must think I am crazy