we used to call him Pirate Pete. He thought he was a real pirate. He dressed like a pirate, acted like a pirate, and talked like a pirate. On top of all this, he would do some pretty strange things. For example, he would walk around with a steering wheel in his pants. One day I asked him, "Pete", I said, "Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants? Doesn't it make you uncomfortable?" To this pete replied, "Aaarrrgh, it drives me nuts"
Funny ... have you seen "Dodgeball"? The guy that thinks he is a pirate keeps popping in my mind .....
