we used to call him Pirate Pete. He thought he was a real pirate. He dressed like a pirate, acted like a pirate, and talked like a pirate. On top of all this, he would do some pretty strange things. For example, he would walk around with a steering wheel in his pants. One day I asked him, "Pete", I said, "Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants? Doesn't it make you uncomfortable?" To this pete replied, "Aaarrrgh, it drives me nuts"