So girls:

What would you do if you had a penis for a day?




I'de probably do my day something like this:

Wake up
Eat breakfast
Pee standing up
Wash hands
Masturbate
Eat lunch
Go shopping and wear tight pants
Flash someone on my way home
Have sex
Eat supper and stay in my dirty clothes
Maturbate
Sleep

 

i think the 1st thing id do is get out a ruler...just to see

 

Write my name in the snow!!!

And masturbate a lot. And I definitely agree... tight pants.

 

Hahaha! Yeah, that too.

 

Yeah, I would be a guy who's very obsessed with his junk. (When I do the drag king thing I can't stop doing stuff with it). My friends and I are obsessed with our vaginas and boobs, but I really wanna have a penis for just a day...or a week.

 

I'd need a week...

Need time to get used to it. And time to get laid.

 

eww, not me! if i had a penis, i'd prolly kill myself.. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.......... nasty!

 

i think it would be quite fun.

 

hmmm.... how interesting.

 

i've thought about what it would be like...

 

Wake up
Eat breakfast
Pee standing up
Masturbate <------- This would come first ( ya know, the whole morning erection thing )
Eat lunch
Go shopping and wear tight pants
Flash someone on my way home
Try and get myself laid ( which shouldnt be hard wearing tight pants)
Eat supper and stay in my dirty clothes
Maturbate
Sleep
Dream of my 'Diddle Day' experiance

 

wait a minute, you'd masturbate before you wake up?!

now thats hardcore

 

Lets see... I'd probably... hey, wait a second... nevermind

 

haha




id probably walk around naked all day just to have my stuff hangin everywhere


and i could see myself when i walked by a mirror

 

Haha im very taleted.

 

you know. ive always wondered what it woudl be liek to have a penis....

i would duplicate myself, except id be a man and then i would have sex with my female self and see what its like to have a penis.. in every way.

hahaah.. and .. yeah.

 

I like how you would wash your hands after peeing and before masturbating, but not after masturbating and before lunch. Haha.

 

haha... I saw that too.

tsk-tsk... bad hygene.

 

i did not notice that


i guess im just too simple minded

 

i'd be freaked out if someone stoned me and i woke up and saw a third leg (penis) and realized i underwent a sex-change surgery....BANG!!!!!