Sngl guy, 27 yr yng, lkng 4 a serious rel.ship

Me: 27 yr yng sngl guy, good with children and animals, loves to do all sorts act. like swimming, dancing, mnt. climbing, horseback riding, posseses a friendly nature and likes rom. evenings on the beach, a rest. and lts of other places, has a great outlook on life, smokes, drinks, shaves irregularly, enjoys helping other ppl and has the abil. to make his mark on this world looking for
You: female.

Pls leave ur msg here if ur int.rested.

Love, bird

 

i have a vagina, so you should pick me!

 

Out of all the reactions I got I pick you!

 

sad thing is, you didn't ask for a pulse...

 

I have never seen something respond that didn't have a pulsating muscle thing.

 

i'm still worried

 

I'll be your girl! I'm cute, and I'll take anything!

 

Since all the other candidates failed to react I pick you to be my bride!
Where shall we go on honeymoon?

 

pick me, pick me! lol

 

I pick you too!

 

WHY THAT WOULD BE BYGAMY....of course it would be big a me ited be big a you too

 

Can we go to Rome? I want to see Rome. Why not all over Italy!?? OOH!! And you can whisper sweet nothings in Italian... and we could have dinner with Roberto Bennini...

 

Sweet, lovely, nothings!

 

We certainly have to visit Venice and I will whisper things in very gramatically wrong Italian like 'siete la ragazza più bella nel mondo e sono la persona più felice viva essere con voi, ti amo, il mio caro.'

 

Whatever it is, or isn't, it's still sexy.

 

well you are aweful busy w/ all these women, but if you'd like you can pick me too.

 

Ofcourse I pick you too!

 

HA Bird! i didnt think you were serious... id be scared if you were... sorry... im ,girlfriend's.... no threesome or anything like that... Love ya bird

 

OH BIRD....I will be your migration destination! How cheesy....hehe

 

If I were not already married, Bird, I would fly to the Netherlands and marry you. After elbowing the other women out of the way, of course. Except Marie. I would bring her, too.