Snack food thread.

No worries, mate! If you don't have a sexlife you're entirely ok. And if you have you can use canola oil during the action to compensate for the lack of it in crisps. Problem solved!

 

I can just picture his sex life with him eating a bag of crisps, while the poor girl is trying to brush the crisp crumbs off herself and and the bed prior to some action.
Who said that romance is dead.
Or is it the latest form of BDSM.?

 

I ment canola oil, not crisps. The crisps are for before or after. The canola oil for during. And no, not neccesarily for consumption.

 

LOL........Only Just Discovered This Thread..........And I Must Say.........I Haven't Got A

Bloody Clue What You Are On About......Would You Care To Explain...???...

Try And Keep It Simple Please.........I Am But A "Simple Man".......



Cheers Glen.

 

That can be countered by getting your Doctor to prescribe anti-coagulent tablets (Warfarin).

 

Sorry, I always see the funny side of life.

Perhaps it was working too long with Mel Brooks.

...................................................................Hang that cowboy on a horse!!!!!!...........................................................................

 

Just Walked Down To The Kitchen To Check........Not Canola Oil........But "Extra Virgin Olive Oil".......

So This Still Leaves Me Confused........Does "Extra Virgin" Mean I Will Never Have A "Sex Life"

Anyway.....???....



Cheers Glen.

 

I'm permanently prescribed them, since I've had five pulmonary emboli !!!

 

Absolutely not, can't get a close enough shave with an electric razor, I still 'wet' shave !!!

 

When someone is acting like an idiot. playing dumb and asking them to explain every detail can be so much fun. Particularly when you summarize all their replies and walk off scratching your head.

 

If one is careful shaving, its not a problem, as to Canola, I don't know, I don't use it, - when I fry anything I use either 'lard' or Beef dripping.

 

Kind of, yeah. It means it is solely ment to be used for masturbation, not cooking.

 

No Silly. It is the olive tree that was an extra virgin. With the amount of it around, male olives must have a great sex life.

 

I just picked up and consumed a bunch of deepfried fish from the market. Holy cow, reminder to self: must do that more often!

I forgot to ask what it was fried in, will do next time i drop by there