Smokey? No-Fuckey....

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Vlad The Inhaler, Jul 6, 2007.

  1. Vlad The Inhaler

    Vlad The Inhaler Member

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    when i smoke i cant fuck because my cock doesnt work because i cant pay attention in the slightest. Anybody else have this problem? I just wanna fuck my girlfriend ONCE while stoned to see what it's like, but i cant. It sucks a little bit.
     
  2. swazo

    swazo i am amazing.

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    impotency. haha.

    b0wned.
     
  3. Vlad The Inhaler

    Vlad The Inhaler Member

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    I'm not impotant haha i use it alot, just cant use it stoned
     
  4. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    stoned sex is the best sex.... sorry i cant help....
     
  5. circuitry

    circuitry Member

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    i get crazy horny when stoned...

    this doesn't help you, though.
     
  6. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    its the best, sex when stoned. but i don't have to worry about keepin a boner though
     
  7. jusdino4it

    jusdino4it DR. Lifetime Supporter

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    Dude, I get an instant hard on when im stonned. But I do find it takes a little longer somtimes.
     
  8. hippieatheart

    hippieatheart vagina boob

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    ah, i second this
     
  9. Donkey

    Donkey Member

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    im never unable to get a boner, i have one for most of the day usually :p
     
  10. skullkidnate

    skullkidnate ナサニエル

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    Stoned is easy, cold water is a bummer.
     
  11. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    haha ever tried to fuck in a pool?

    now thats hard to do
     
  12. yazzer

    yazzer Member

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    well im not a man but i def. never wanna have sex when i'm high.

    ever.
    sex in the water is pretty sucky for women.
    movies are fake.


     
  13. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    lol no i did it in real life in my boyfriends pool with cold water

    haha there was no point in even trying
     
  14. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    i get crazy horny when im stoned and can get it up easier than i can sober >.<
     
  15. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    everyone i know gets crazy horny when stoned

    idk if its cuz weed just makes you horny or if weeds associated with sexual pleasure but yeah

    i've never met anyone who had trouble keepin' a hard on when baked, except for this one time

    the kid had couch lock haha it was so funny
     
  16. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    well your a little firecracker aren't you ;)
     
  17. seizedbyanger

    seizedbyanger Banned

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    hahaha if you are referring to me, then yes, yes i am

    if not, then haha oops
     
  18. vactom

    vactom Fire on the Mountain

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    ^^^One time I had sex with my girlfriend while rolling on E and had some weed in me. And then another time it was just with weed in me. It is hard to say which is better. With the E in me I had a hard time concentrating. I would just stop and stare at the wall for a good 10 minutes then she would bitch and I would start again, haha. Good times. But, damn, there is no feeling in the world like it.
     
  19. vactom

    vactom Fire on the Mountain

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    Almost feels like you are in zero gravity, haha.
     
  20. Born2Lose

    Born2Lose Member

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    Lol fucking in the pool is fun. (Well until here parents found out.)

    Although sex when stoned is great, unless your smoking a really heavy indica. Then damn, i can't move worth shit.
     
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