smelly, bad tasting, vaginas.

yesterday i was with a girl who, well...was a bit smelly and bad tasting down there, but i licked her anyway because I didnt want to seem rude. and she liked it.

But its never happened to me before. What do you say? how do you tell her? how do you fix the problem? I just sort of stopping breathing through my nose...

 

you could offer to have an erotic shower or bath with her

or bring flavoured lube, or chocolate body paint, or stuff like that.

 

kick her ass outta bed! hahaha
tell her to have a shower

 

take her in the bath and scrub her foulness away.

 

curious are you planning on being with her again? maybe next time do it in the shower..hehe

 

Scott air pack/pressure washer......or both.

 

See I dont think it matters if your rude, I mean youre not planning to stay with a girl who has a nasty vagina are you??

 

i actualy knew 1 girl who was for lack of a beter word.. cutivating her smell..lol she kept stickin her hands in her armpits & between her legs & sniffing em.. i thought it was odd so askked her what she was doing & she stuch her hand about 6 inches from my nose & this intence acidy smell overwhelmed me & almost made me pass out
i guess my point is maybe she just pretended to like it & the smell is a deffence
but honnestly somne girls are swweter then others, & perhaps in hrer haste neglected a shaowr
if you are plannin on bein with her & it continues....chocolate sauce is yummy..lol

 

yea, i knew a girl who was also all sexed up.

You don't have to eat out every girl I guess.

Honey works too, even with the normal smelliness of vaginas

 

what is this? recipe for a tasty vagina?
add 2 table spoons ginger, a pinch of basil salt to taste 4 tablespoons dijon mustard stir vigorously & serve chilled

 

I like throwing some lox into the mix

 

retro not all girls have the blessing of a rose scented vagina..you should just count yoyrself lucky

 

no girls have rose scented vaginas unless they put some chemicals on/in it

i still like a little dijon mustard, some red onions

 

she probably had an infection....she should probably go to the doctor and you should probably stay away from blessing her with your lips and tongue until after she has been checked

 

popsicles are good and fun...ever try that

 

no...but I guess i would try it

I haven't experimented with food much but within the last 10 minutes i've started to think about it.

 

1 word UECHE!!!!!!!! If it smells like fish, it's a dish, if it smells like shit get rid of it!!!!!

 

it is a great turnon for both the male and female..the coldness tends to be loved by both partners...
it was alot of fun...that and the excitement of it anyway

 

i smell a yummy vagina in here somewhere..sniff sniff oh it smells like velvet
my pouint is.. if you care so much about the smell, you should just do what the dogsdo & go around sniffing everyone till you find the one whos dsmell fits you


(just pointing out how rediculouse the whole thread is)

 

quote:you should just do what the dogsdo & go around sniffing everyone till you find the one whos dsmell fits you

have you ever thought about how perfume prevents you from doing just that, smelling attractive phermones around a particular person.


And

Dang Marie, its kind of exciting to read you talk about sex...its like when you have had friend who is a girl for a long time then one night.....