slow day

everything seems to be in slow motion today


I haven't been this bored in a long ass time

 

I feel ya.

 

and to top it off, I have the limbo song stuck in my head

 

Awww.....You poor thing

 

i'm not getting high, not getting drunk, no matter how much I smoke and drink


things just aren't working today

 

Where's your wife ?

 

At work.

 

It's Sunday.

 

no, thats where she is

thats the only place she ever is

I haven't seen her since last thursday

 

She's certainly not with her lover.

 

Haha ! Why would she....with a guy like Ganja

 

Indeed.

 

kick when hes down eh

 

oh you guys forget who I am


I have a mobile tracking on her... her cell phone lets me know everywhere she goes.


She doesn't know about it, and even if she did, she would have no idea how to turn it off.

Ganja 1 Dumb wife 0

 

You wife probably isn't as dumb as you think she might be. I mean women just KNOW things.

 

maybe but without her cell phone she is nothing. wherever it is, she is.


and right now, she is about 500 feet down the road serving alcohol to a bunch of alcoholics not unlike myself

 

yes but atleast you're an alcoholic that figured out that drinking at home is cheaper! and from the clogged screen thread i know you drink Miller High Life atleast sometimes, and that my friend is a great choice!:cheers2: