Slick one-liners

Only one per post, please ... a post with sixty three slick one liners defeats the object somewhat! I'll start.


aibohphobia is the fear of palindromes

 

conjunctivitis dot com ... now there's a site for sore eyes!

 

I suppose you think thats funny?

 

one of these days

 

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure..

 

I'm a procrastinator,but I'm going to do something about that next year.

 

Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!

 

Bumper sticker on a loggers truck: Try wiping your ass with a spotted owl. (actual)

 

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.