Slang names face off between vagina & penis (no homo)

The number of names for the vagina vs the number of names for the penis.

List all the names. Of course there's pussy for vagina and dick for penis (no homo). What else?

 

what's the difference between 'straight' names and 'homo' names for vagina and penis? Nobody gave me a copy of that dictionary...

 

Penis:
- schlong
- johnson
- little _____ (whatever the guy's name is)
- weiner
- wee-wee
- pee-pee
- peter
- willy
- manhood (never been a fan of that one)
hmmm i'm sure there's more...

Vagina:
- muff
- taco
wow those are the only ones I can think of... that's terrible...

 

Haha I posted a list of pussy names in another thread, but I don't feel like finding it again... There were a few hundred...

 

I've always called my vagina my kooch - don't know why, just a funny word..,

 

Oh ya, kooch... how could I forget that??? I guess it's not one I use. I'm boring, I like the word vagina lol

 

**** is always a fun word, as well as twat, beaver, clam, box.....hmmmmm

 

I always thought that tallywhacker and mutton dagger were good ones.

And I can never say stinky bearded clam with a straight face.