Skeletal Arrogance

I don't know who you are, but I've probably got more bones than you.

 

Having no interest in counting, lets just assume shall we?

 

Mine are a far superior colour

 

I may have fewer bones but they are more attractively arranged.

 

Well now I've got double the amount of bones I had the first time.

 

yes wellmy bones are smaller than anyone else's here, which means if i waas to unpack them it would take less suitcase space. HAHAHAHA beat that fatties

 

yea well my bones carry less spinal fluid than the rest of yours because i had part of mine drained out!! MWAHA!
AND my bones are purple

 

Wanna bet? I'm the shortarse of the UK forum I'll have you know

 

But thats not the point...I have more bones!

 

mine are smaller

 

Lalala, bones bones bones, I haven't edited a lewd response from this post, honest

 

My bones are so musical that if you chopped me up and picked them clean and dropped them in a careless fashion they'd play Bach's Tocata in Fugue in D-Minor as they clattered to the ground.

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