Simpsons Chalkboard

Discussion in 'Cartoons' started by NEMISIS, Jan 16, 2005.

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    I will not carve gods.
     
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    I will not spank others.
     
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    I will not aim for the head.
     
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    I will not barf unless I'm sick.
     
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    I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
     
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    I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge.
     
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    I will not conduct my own fire drills.
     
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    Funny noises are not funny.
     
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    I will not snap bras.
     
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    I will not fake seizures.
     
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    This punishment is not boring and pointless.
     
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    My name is not Dr. Death.
     
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    I will not defame New Orleans.
     
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    I will not prescribe medication.
     
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    I will not bury the new kid.
     
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    I will not teach others to fly.
     
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    I will not bring sheep to class.
     
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    A burp is not an answer.
     
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    Teacher is not a leper.
     
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    Coffee is not for kids.
     

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