Sick of pampering my plants there going to have to learn some of lifes lessons and stand on there own stems. To hot to cold not enough food when I was young I got what I was given and a clip round the ear to go with it.These plants need to wise up.They need a bit of disipline and a damn good thrashing.
My trophy? I got second place for color in a tattoo contest at a local bar. No money, sadly, just bragging rights.
You are a funny person buffoonman.Once one learns the basics,the ladies will do the rest,but there is always room for improvement.