Should I...

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by TheLizardQueen, Jun 22, 2006.

  1. TheLizardQueen

    TheLizardQueen horny for knowledge

    I know this guy, he has lots of marijuana, and I'm thinking of seducing him, even though I have no feelings for him. Now, does that make me smart, or a cheap skank? :p
     
  2. A-Shwa-Child

    A-Shwa-Child Member

    Wow... I dont know if i should call you an addict, whore, or a leech...
     
  3. TheLizardQueen

    TheLizardQueen horny for knowledge

    Hmmmm... all three fit nicely

    Actually I just figured out that if I slip some Quaaludes in his drink, I can wait for him to fall asleep, and then take the drugs. Wait, I might have a felony on my hands...
     
  4. rangerdanger

    rangerdanger Senior Member

    Why don't you be an honest whore and tell him what you'll do for an 1/8th?


    P.S. What will you do for an 1/8th?
    P.P.S. Do you swallow?
     
  5. steve704

    steve704 Member

    or you can get a job, make some money and buy ur own without having to resort to stupid crap that might get u into deep shit if he finds out
     
  6. buffoonman

    buffoonman Senior Member

    Do you fancy him? If so why not have your cake and eat it.
     
  7. hahahaha ranger, you and i think alike...
     
  8. oh, and i'd say definitely go for it. i really don't think he'll mind...
     
  9. 2cesarewild

    2cesarewild I'm an idiot.

    IDK I guess if he's dumb enough to let a vagina know where his "lots of marijuana" is maybe he deserves it. No, no, wait here's a better one.... you deserve to choke on his krang and pass out due to lack of oxygen. At which point he draws all over you with a sharpee, ie dicks going into mouth, and phrases like "cum dumpster" on your forehead. Then leave your naked body tied to a tree in the middle of a park.

    Actually, you'd probably call rape, judging from this post.
     
  10. TheLizardQueen

    TheLizardQueen horny for knowledge

    Holy crap, I forgot I posted this. But come on, I can't believe some of you took it seriously.
     
  11. 2cesarewild

    2cesarewild I'm an idiot.

    lol, says lizardqueen as she puffs on joint #352 of the mysterious laundry bag full of buds.
     
  12. buffoonman

    buffoonman Senior Member

    Your a smooth operator 2cesarewild.
     
  13. 2cesarewild

    2cesarewild I'm an idiot.

    You gotta let them know who's boss b-man. And just what will happen if they step out of line.
     
  14. AnOriginalName

    AnOriginalName Senior Member

    lolz, pwnt
     
  15. WeeDMaN

    WeeDMaN a pothead

    somebody that performs sexual favors to another for marijuana, thats what crackheads do you know o_0.
     
  16. KParker730

    KParker730 Member

    hey am i the only one that thinks she should? lol free weed AND sex! wat could be better
     
  17. 2cesarewild

    2cesarewild I'm an idiot.

    lol, does sex usually cost money for you?
     
  18. digitalldj

    digitalldj Canucks ftw!

    i'll buy u a dime bag to suck my dick, i'll even treat ya to some mcdonalds
     
  19. I think you should go with digitaldj he's gotta pretty sweet deal goin there for ya.
     
  20. KParker730

    KParker730 Member

    haha that sounded a little different than i meant it to i guess...
    i meant you get sex and free weed.
     

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